Endless Void*Knock at door*
*Lights up. Salesman is adjusting his attire.*
Salesman: Sorry 'bout that, had to take care of some... business.
*Beat*
Salesman: Welcome to the show. Glad to see you all. This show will be about hmm... looks at watch... this is supposed to be 10-15 pages right? So like ten minutes to fifteen tops with no intermission. This is supposed to be a comedy show, so it's sliiightly PG-13. I say this only so you babies out there know how cool you are for watching. What's up, you cool babies.
*Looks over at director*
Salesman: What does that even mean? Why was that even in the script?
*Director shrugs*
Salesman: Don't shrug at me! Anyways, pardon that horrible, repulsive, disgusting attempt at a joke. Let's get back on track. Where was I? Right, the introduction.
*beat*
Y'know that "Be careful what you wish for." trope where the magical being grants one wish, but it comes back to bite the main character in the behind, all the while learning not to take life for granted in the process? Well these are the times where that doesn't happen. Without further ado, and much more nothing. This is Door to Door.
*Leaves*
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Door to Door
HumorA 12 page script I wrote last year for my play writing class. It's about a supernatural salesman who sucks at his job.
