once upon a time shrek was walking down the path to cidna mine then he saw thanos eating a massive plate of chunky pineapple and pooping at the same time. thanos splashes diarrhea on shrek. shrek eats the diarrhea then a girl emerges from the diarrhea. the girl tells them that her name is gushy bob and that she is seeking a sewer to pee in. shrek carefully licks diarrhea off her face. his butthole expands and she climbs in then they teleport to the sewer. she sloshes in his butthole. thanos continues to eat a chunky pineapple and poop it out. when they arrive at the sewer she climbs out of shrek's butthole and has turned green. shrek needs something in return for letting her climb in his butthole and hitch a ride so gushy bob gives him her leg. he chews the leg up and licks his lips. gushy bob levitates towards the sewer tunnel. she crouches in the sewer and takes large shat and it plops into the green water. then she pees and swims in it.a few minutes later she gets out and sees lice in her buttcrack.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" she screams yet no one hears her.
gushy bob rips her butt off and throw it in the sewer. she then grabs it back out after letting it soak and chews up the soggy buttcheeks. her butt regrows and she feels better.
"there we go, that's better" she says.
all of a sudden thanos appears on the other end of the sewer and gushy bob sees him approaching her. she blushes by his purple abs. he flashes her a smile. she expands her buttcheeks and a green man comes out.
"yay we had a baby!" she screams happily.
the baby has powers and flys out of the sewer with green goo on it.
"after that baby!" thanos yells.
both of them take off. little does gushy bob know that there is still lice in her butthole..
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Fanfictiononce upon a time a girl pees in a sewer and her butthole gets lice (NOTE: This story is no longer being updated. Go to my announcements page for more details.)
