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Have You Ever Heard of Other Worldly Things?

"Umm, Shrek, where are we?" asks Gushy Bob worriedly.

As Thanos and Gushy Bob start to blink and take in their surroundings, they can see everything around them. A whole different universe is now caving in on them. The dark purple sky has no stars, the ground beneath their feet is a sandy beige like the beach, and there are many different creatures walking around in what looks like a neighborhood. However these creatures are much different than any normals ones. What would look like a zebra now has blue and green stripes with an oddly shaped head and massive fins like a fish. Next to the zebra-fish is a floating seahorse covered in green goo. Gushy Bob can't believe her eyes, there's a crablike buffalo with diarrhea covered horns!

"We, my fellow friends, are in the Lucinent universe for peculiar creatures" Shrek replies proudly.

"Are there other universes like this one?" Thanos asks out of nowhere.

Shrek's hand makes itself into a 'check' on his chin as if he is thinking.

"There are hundreds of other universes. This is only one!"

Gushy Bob's jaw drops for the second time in a day and she pees all over herself. When she looks down she sees a puddle of pee soaking into the ground. The pee continues to spray out so she sits down in the pee and drinks it as she pees. The more she pees and drinks it creates a loop until she is indefinitely peeing. Thanos admires her and giggles a little.

"You can't drink all the pee you let out you know!"

Gushy Bob is hesitant at first but then agrees and stops drinking the pee. All of a sudden Shrek's eyes light up.

"THERE! LOOK THERE HE IS!" he screams pointing to a floating green baby on a rooftop.

With that the three of them take off towards the baby, following its every move. The baby lets out a massive pile of poop in one dropping and they all step right into it.

"What is this?" asks Shrek.

Gushy Bob: "poop. Obviously."

"Well we have to get out of it and stop that baby!" exclaims Shrek.

"I have an idea. You guys move your feet around, and I'll suck up all the poop via my butthole." says Thanos.

The two agree and Thanos begins sucking up the poop as they squirm around in it.

Finally Thanos consumes all the poop through his butthole and they start to run again. But Thanos is quick to come to a halt behind them.

"What is it, Thanos?" asks Gushy Bob.

"The poop is was too big for my belly..it traveled into my muscles making them bigger so it's harder for me to walk or run."

"So you're weighed down because there's poop in your arms?" Gushy Bob points Thanos's arms.

He shakes his head.

"Not just my arms. It's my legs, my booty, and everything else is flowing with poop right now."

Gushy Bob ponders for a moment. Shrek looks annoyed.

"C'mon Gushy Bob we have to go before we lose track of the baby. You need to leave him behind." Shrek tells her.

"No, no. I think I can stretch out Thanos's butthole a little more enough for me to climb in suck in some of the poop myself. That way we can bring Thanos with us!" Gushy Bob beams.

"No wait my butthole isn't—"

But it's too late. Gushy Bob is already tearing at his butthole. The purple liquids inside his skin pouring out.

Thanos screeches at the feeling of his butthole tearing.

"Ooooo what is this?" Gushy Bob asks licking the purple liquids.

At that moment, Gushy Bob widens her tongue, and as Shrek and Thanos watch in awe, Gushy Bob sticks her tongue up his back. Her tongue is spread across his back so wide a huge bump can be seen where Gushy Bob's tongue is. She then turns and pokes her head into his butthole, sending shivers down Thanos's spine. She sticks the first half of her torso in Thanos and makes a whole in his upper back with her head where her tongue meets it. She licks her face and laughs within him.

"That tickles!" Thanos cries.

She laughs again and starts to suck in some poop. She sucks in more and more and more until she feels full. Then she pokes a whole in his bladder and slurps some pee out of it. She licks his insides then happily climbs out.

"Well that was quite the adventure, wasn't Thanos?"

A blush forms on Thanos's face and Gushy Bob giggles.

"Guys," says Shrek, "the baby is gone."