shrek is at the fairgrounds taking selfies when gushy bob and thanos come running towards him. they ask him where the baby went and he shrugs. they both sigh in anger. shrek is very confused.
"what baby? why do you guys look so upset?" he asks them.
gushy bob feels her cheeks get hot and when she turns to thanos his look even hotter. they explain the baby situation to shrek but he doesn't seem to be listening since he is so busy playing fair games with jarl balgruff.
when they finish speaking shrek asks, "so what are you gonna do about it?"
"we need to come up with a plan" thanos answers and gushy bob nods her head in agreement.
shrek throws another ring on the bottle. it lands perfectly around the neck now giving him 5 points.
"we have a winner!" the worker informs everyone.
shrek does a little jig and his 'ears' point up a little straighter. they all giggle and the worker hands shrek a stuffed bear. he looks at it for a few seconds before swallowing it whole.
"did you guys see that! i just won ring toss!" he exclaims joyfully.
they nod sharing the same joy.
"so what about the baby?"
"it's missing" gushy bob tells shrek, "and we need your help to find it."
shrek's gaze wonders off towards something else as if he's thinking. then he motions for them to follow him. they later find themselves in a dark alley. shrek turns around and him butthole expands.
"climb inside." he points to his butt.
a few minutes later they've been teleported to the gas station.
"this is usually where the hang around..." says shrek.
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dead rat
Fanfictiononce upon a time a girl pees in a sewer and her butthole gets lice (NOTE: This story is no longer being updated. Go to my announcements page for more details.)
