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Stop That Baby!

"So..are we doing this or what?" asks Gushy Bob.

Shrek turns to Thanos for assurance but he doesn't look very pleased. Of course if your baby ran away you wouldn't be pleased!

"Let's just get it over with" says Thanos.

Their butts shift violently towards the door. Then their motors turn on and they begin to float. The steam is flying out of their buttholes forcefully. Together they fly through the back door of the gas station and start the search for the green baby.

Shrek navigates them through the short aisles looking around.

"Why are we flying again? This helicopter coming out of my butthole is starting to give me a bad wedgie" exclaims Thanos.

"Because when we fly we become invisible to the mortals" she replies, then says "haven't I already told you this before?"

"Don't be so..." Thanos starts but Gushy Bob cuts him off.

"You guys don't think he might've gone back to the sewers, do you?"

Thanos hears her voice behind him so he backs up a little to fly at her side. She farts loudly and he sees a small chunk of poop fall to the ground.

"Eh..heheh..just a little bit gassy today."

Thanos licks his lips then levitates towards the ground, licking up the chunk off the floor. When he flys back up she looks astonished.

"Didn't want anyone to see it, y'know?"

"O-o-oh. Yeah, right. Sorry." she tells him as a slight blush starts to appear on her cheeks.

Shrek turns around and rolls his eyes at them.

"Fun time is over, love birds. We're going back to the sewers."

"And what if he isn't there?" asks Thanos.

Shrek sighs painfully since he knows that the next thing he's about to say won't make them very happy.

"Well..."
"Then we'll just have to travel to the Lucinent."

Both of them look confused by his words.

"It's a portal..to another world."

Their jaws drop and Shrek lets out a giggle. Then he turns around and his butthole expands extremely wide once more. The poop can be seen sloshing inside as well as a few internal organs. The rest is his dark green skin and no blood inside. They get the memo and climb in carefully. Upon his butthole closing while they're inside, Gushy Bob wishes she could she here more often. It's so warm like a little oven except there's no painful metal and the light is coming from the top. Thanos makes eye contact with her and his eyes seem to twinkle from her point of view. She feels her palms, that are now covered in Shrek's poop, get hot and sweaty. She knows her cheeks are doing the same. In Shrek's butthole, everything else in the world around them has seem to magically disappear until it's just the two of them. Thanos grins with his poop covered lips, then leans in for a kiss. They share a beautiful kiss as the light shines on their faces. Seconds later, Shrek's butthole opens up again. Gushy Bob climbs out to sight of green water in the sewer.

"Alright Thanos you go right to search, and Gushy Bob you go left." Shrek commands.

Each of them go their separate ways.

Several minutes later they meet back in the middle.

"No luck" Gushy Bob and Thanos say at the same time. This causes a shared blush between them.

"I was afraid this would happen" Shrek tells them. "So you still want to do this?"

Gushy Bob nods and so does Thanos.

Shrek's butthole expands, they climb in, and in a matter of seconds the three of them have once again dissolved into thin air.