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All Hallows Pee

DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY WAS ORIGINALLY STARTED A FEW DAYS BEFORE HALLOWEEN OF 2020, BUT I GOT SIDETRACKED AND FORGOT TO FINISH IT. TODAY I'M PUBLISHING THE DRAFT EVEN IF IT'S NOT FINISHED SINCE IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG AND I THINK YOU GUYS DESERVE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE! I HAVE NEW STORIES IN THE MAKING AND I HOPE YOU'LL HANG AROUND FOR THOSE TOO. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT.

XOXO, NELLEN

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October 31
The night of all Hallows' Pee
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"So are we going or not?"

"Maybe. If Thanos decides to stop being a wuss and agree to it," says Shrek.

Gushy bob rests her head on the backseat of Shrek's car. She lets out a sigh, as does Thanos, who sits nervously next to her. He fumbles with the zipper of his pee-infused jacket in an attempt to distract himself from the current dilemma. The jacket was a gift to Thanos last summer, after he had a breakdown and ran off into the woods. Gushy Bob had told him that she would buy it for him so that he would always have her pee wherever he went, as long as he's wearing it.

"I think we should go without him, Gush," says Shrek, clearly annoyed.

But Gushy Bob doesn't catch on.

"Why?" asks Gushy Bob, "He is just a little worried that's all."

She turns to Thanos. "Right?"

Suddenly Thanos opens the door and steps out. The cool winds of October hit him and he stuffs his hands in his jacket. It's night now, which means it's even colder to be out.

"I can't go, I-" he starts, but cuts himself off. He breathes a sigh, which turns into a small smoke cloud in to cold air.

A look of disappoint flashes across Gushy Bob's face. Just that makes Thanos instantly regret his decision.

"Why?" Gushy Bob says again, batting her eyelashes.

She's the most beautiful girl Thanos has ever seen. Her long float hair sitting nicely on her shoulders, the night time breeze blowing it slightly. Her gentle eyes with lips that make you want to slurp all the pee out of her. Not to mention a voice that's so soft and small it could put a dragon to sleep.

Meanwhile Thanos is awkwardly hovering over the car door, hands in pockets, and eyes darker than the night sky. His features are the exact opposite of Gushy Bob's. A hard jawline, uneven lips, and a bulky nose. Most people would think it's scary, yet somehow, Gushy Bob is attracted to him.

"Please get back in the car, Than," pleads Gushy Bob.

As much as Thanos adores her though, he refuses. Instead, he leaves the door wide open and walks across the street to the corner of the sidewalk. The moon is brighter tonight than it has been in awhile. Maybe the universe has decided to touch it up just for Halloween.

Gushy Bob gets out of the car to run after Thanos, but she stops dead in her tracks when the cold hits her. She shivers and begins to slowly walk towards him. Her dress flies up in the wind and she struggles to pull it back down. Thanos catches sight of her and goes to wrap his jacket around her shoulders. She looks up at him with a smile. It's a scene from every romance movie. Them, standing in the middle of the street, moonlight hitting their faces, and Gushy Bob looking into his eyes with a small smile across her face. He steps closer to her and grabs her waist. She shivers, but not because of the cold. Suddenly he closes his eyes, leans down, cups her face, and...

"HELLO!!!!" shouts Shrek from the car.

Both of them stop what they're doing to look up. Shrek is waving frantically from inside the car.