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␈ strange favor ␈:Part 4

Sad story,So I was playing Minecraft,DONT JUDGE ME,with some friends one from Venezuela,and one from Columbia and I tamed 2 wolfs I named them after one of my favorite couples Millie,and Moxy but than not just 2 seconds later my Columbian friend damn Jose murdered both of them..soooo yeah I SHALL AVENGE THEM...Anyway I hope you enjoy Strange favor!Also they had a baby...but it died...DAMN IT JOSE!In memorial of my dogs here's a photo just moments before they died also...this took me a very long time,to put them in the boats and to blow up the trees that were in the way of the sun UwU

Also Millie is giving me the shoulder >:( slight tease?

(AUTHORS POV)

America sat back on his chair tapping his foot waiting for his poptarts to stop toasting.Than out of nowhere Ukraine entered the break room for agents "Good morning,Agent."Ukraine said smiling at America "No." "Uh America I believe the proper response is good morning." Ukraine continued "No." "Yes but-," "No."America said he smirked at Ukraine,and continued looking at the toaster "Okaaaay."Ukraine said she grabbed the mug on the table next to America,he glanced over at the mug that had something written on it he didn't think much of it until he stared thinking about the Morse code it read
'.- -- . .-. .. -.-. .-     -- . . -     -- .     -... -.--     - .... .     -... .- .-. -.     .. -.     .....     -- .. -. ..- . - ...' (Translation:America meet me by the barn in 5 minuets).America stood still slowly processing the text "Alright,I got plans now...hurry up stupid poptart."

(4 MINUETS LATER)

America saw Brazil waiting in front of the barn.He wave Dover at him,and ran down the hill. "What do you need me for?"America asked "Well,I need you to do me a favor.You up for it?"Brazil asked crossing his arms "Depends on what it is I'll do it."America
responded,Brazil blushed and got close to America's ear "Can you get me lube?"Brazil whispered,America turned red slowly "Why?!"America asked "Uhm,I need it for tonight."Brazil replied scratching the snack of his neck,America sighed,and looked at the ground "Fine...I'll go,if someone thinks it's mine and tells UN you are sooo dead." America said "Thanks bud,I'll see you as soon as I get back from my mission."Brazil said and left the American all alone. "Well,I might as well get the lube now."America said he headed back to the HQ to get on his motorcycle and ride to the nearest pharmacy,but when he got to the HQ garage the door was locked "God dammit!"America said he went to than went to the lobby to see if he could get the key.

"I'm sorry DollFace but Mr China has the key right now."The #1person at the front desk said "Seriously!What does he even use it for!?!"America yelled out "Dunno,sorry."The #1person continued and returned to their business.America groaned aloud,and than an idea popped into his hear. "Eyyy the person #1 you don't so happen to have the keys to open the horse stable doors do you?"America asked smirking slightly "It so happens I do,you gonna go horse back riding?"Asked The #1Person "Something like that."America said he grabbed the stables door keys and ran to the horse stables.

(ONCE HE ARRIVED THERE)

America was now picking out a horse to ride into the nearest pharmacy. "It'll just be a grab and go,that's all it'll be."America muttered to himself.He decided that he was gonna ride Bessie,a American Quarter horse "Alright,Bessie Cmon girl."America said he put Bessie the saddle,and climbed onto her. "Okay cmon,this way."America murmured.He started riding the horse into the city.

(AFTER ALMOST GETTING RUN OVER)

"SIR!"America yelled running to a worker at the pharmacy "Y-yes?" The man said "Where is the lube!?!" America asked,the man slightly twitched "Uh aisle 4...." The man said than turned around and started running away from the young American "What's wrong with him?"America asked the horse next to him "Neigh (Translation:Dunno)" The horse said "Yeah,Cmon."America rode to the 4th aisle,he looked around for a while until he found the lube.America bought it,and bam he started riding back to the agency until he ran into a "situation". "GIMME UR MUNE (Translation:GIVE ME YOUR MONEY)"A old man yelled pointing his cane to another much younger person "PLEASE I HAVE NO MONEY I ONLY HAVE A BAG OF GOLDFISH!". 'Seriously?' America thought he sighed "I have got nothing to loose,might as well arrest him."America murmured getting off the horse "Stay here Bessie." America continued he put his hand on a pocket knife he had in the back pocket of his jeans "Sir!"America said,the older man turned to look at him "WHAT!"The older man yelled "I'm gonna ask you to calmly put your cane down and put your hands where I can see them."America said he began to amble towards the older man,the older man looked at the younger man than at America "Eh,I'm gonna use my old man powers now."The older man said "What?"America asked raising his eyebrow than all of a sudden the older man fainted "WAIT,DID HE JUST HAVE A HEART ATTACK!?!"America asked yelling.

(LATER THAT DAY)

"Here's your stupid lube."America said throwing it to Brazil "Thank you America,you're a good friend."Brazil said smiling "Well thanks,but now this good friend has to go to the "proper authorities",and convince them at the older man was really trying to steal and than just had a heart attack on purpose!"America said and with that he walked away "Kay bye!Have fun!!I love you!" "FUCK YOU BRAZIL!"America yelled at him.

Was this a filler part....yes.But I didn't want people to wait so long so I put in this filler part,in the next part it's gonna be in past yet again but in the 1800s.