(Rewrite) 4|| Dysfunctional "Family"||4 (Rewrite)

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Ah yes a dysfunctional family just like mine is most of the time•
Also I wanna thank everyone who has been reading this book,even though I think it's complete garbage.

(~AUTHOR'S POV~)

America stood in front of the vending machine,he was in a difficult position.Between Cookies or a bag of Chips,if he was gonna get cookies he should be careful on the type he'll choose,if he grabs the 'NUTTY WUTTY STUTTY' I'm making these cookies names up Cookies he'll have the dogs be in love with his breath,if he picks the 'Grandmama's Cookies' he'll have his coworkers bothering him asking him if they could have a cookie,it was all too risky.America stayed in that position for 2 and a half minutes until he was interrupted by Australia. "Heya America!" Australia said waving "Oh,hey Aussie." America said waving back "Watcha doing there?" Australia asked "Figuring out what I want for a snack." America responded "Tough call,tough call." Australia agreed nodding "Did you need something?" America asked "Yeah,you see UK,New Zealand,and Me were planning on goin on a family trip,and guess what.Since you and Canada sorta also count as my 'brothers' I said to UK 'Hey why not invite USA,and the Canadian' ,and then he was like 'Whatever makes you happy Australia.'So now we're here and I'm forcing you to come to this family trip,I already packed your things here you go! *throw him the luggage* oh right here is that coat your always carrying around,I'm sorry if it's dirty I dropped it in the mud!" Australia responded passing him the dirty fur coat,America stopped,and turned his gaze from the fur coat to Aussies face. "Are you motherfucking SERI-

(~TIMESKIP TO TWO DAYS LATER~)

(~AMERICA'S POV~)

I sat in the back of a 7 seat car while listening to a podcast on the new Movie coming out called 'Fruit Gummies,and Nuggies D-Day' I'm planning on going to watch it probably with Italy,or South Korea and Japan,but who knows this is a hint for the next part.Somehow Australia managed to persuade me into coming to this "Family" trip with him,UK,New Zealand,and Canada.They hadn't gone on one this the ww2 but that was only him,UK,USSR,and China after that they never had a family trip ever again. I was sitting next to Canada,lucky me.We used to take family trips all the time but those were the days when we all actually got along,and when UK had me under his wing.

As we got closer to the place where we would be staying, me and Australia were getting slowly impatient.The whole way we had kept asking the same question 'Are we there yet?' And end up with the same answer 'NO YOU LITTLE SHITHEADS!'.We would be spending our lovely weekend in Georgia,North of Georgia,in a lovely small cabin.Supposedly this trip would bring us together...don't see how that's gonna work but I'll just go along with it.

(~ONCE THEY ARRIVE~)

(~AUTHOR'S POV~)

(~AUTHOR'S POV~)

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