Just so you know I started writing this after I published part 6
(AUTHORS POV)
*After epic fight*
"China did you even call backup?" America asked "Nope."China said smiling "Holy crap,we did that without a team!"America exclaimed "Its cause you got me as a teammate,we should team more often."China said smiling "Eh..nah."America sighed out,the two walked through the empty streets of Madrid they both were wondering why they were outside still,they should be returning to the hotel. "We should stay out,till sunrise."China said "If we do,what do we do meanwhile?"America asked "Well...I don't know explore?"China said.America shrugged and that's what they did,they decided to explore the streets of Madrid getting lost several times in the process. "What do you mean they beat you up!"A man yelled,America and China exchanged glances and slowly walked towards the corner of the street taking peeks at what seemed to be a man yelling at the men him and China had beaten up "Wait what?How did they get here so fast?!"China whispered yelled at America "You'll get used to it,probably cause your new to going on foreign country missions."America whispered back. "What did they look like?"The man asked the men "Well one of them was the one who I was supposed of attack earlier."MA said scratching the back of his neck "Some high schooler with a body of a 15 year old girl who barely has a chest ."MA continued,China snorted when he talked about America's somewhat girl chest,America's response to this was smashing his elbow into China's stomach "Shut up."America whispered giving him a look like '(ง'̀-'́)ง fight me' which China found a bit "winsome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" but he tried ignoring that he just thought that about America.
(MEANWHILE)
THIS IS WHILE CHINA AND AMERICA TURNED THE CORNER ONLY TO BE AMBUSHED
Germany woke up to the sound of the room being completely quiet,it was weird.He had heard China snoring the whole night but than complete silence 'Third Reich:Aww the baby woke up' 'Germany:Shut up' 'Reichtangle: ...... .. ..... (Translation:Please be quiet)'.Germany couldn't even be more bothered he didn't wanna share a room with a guy who nosies loudly.Why couldn't him and his sister share the same room?Just why?Germany sighed as he sat up and looked at the rooms only window. 'Germany:I just can't sleep..It's too quiet' 'Third Reich:Isn't that good?' 'Reichtangle: .... .. ... .... ... ..... (Translation:Sure if you like the abyss)' 'Germany:What he said...*CRASH*...did you hear that noise?' 'Third Reich + Reichtangle: Yeah' wow Reichtangle spoke 'Germany:Should I check it out?' 'Third Reich:Yes.' 'Reichtangle: .. (Translation:No)' 'Germany:I cant believe I'm agreeing with my own father..but I'll go check it out.'Germany quickly changed into different clothes and grabbed his falcata and booked it to the balcony of the hotel.He stepped out into the balcony and saw a large group of men marching 'Germany!Suspicious?' 'Third Reich:Sure is,GO CHECK IT OUT!'.Germany looked down at the ground 'Germany:Oh god *Gulp*,here goes.'Germany took in a deep breath and jumped off the balcony to another building than another smaller building than onto the ground he started running to were he had seen the men running. 'Russia:Seriously...so they all just leave just out of curiosity?' 'Russian empire:You should do it too.' 'Soviet Union:Yeah you should' 'Russia:Yeah I will,hold up let me change and grab my blade.' Russia quickly changed and grabbed his blade and do the same thing Germany did only with less hesitation.And followed after Germany quietly. What the fuuuuuuuck?.
(BACK TO CHINA AND AMERICA)
Now this is the present
China and America were now swiftly following the group to their headquarters which was surprisingly pretty easy. "China you know what I noticed."America said as he looked at his "watch" "What?"China replied "That's its 4:03 AM."America said looking up. "Seriously?"China said "we took that long?"China continued,America's response to this was a simple nod "他妈的 (Translation:Fuck)" China cursed "I don't know what that means but okay 👌."America said laughing a little.They both looked to see the men entering the building. "Cmon."America sAID pulling on China's hand. "Mr Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez I suggest we start right now the process of robbing the bank." MA said "I'm afraid I can't do that Sir Plátanos yes." Mr E.J.R.M.DLR.R even more yeses said "Why not sir?" Mr P asked "Because of you,we were caught,because you couldn't fight some stupid high schooler."Mr E.J.R.M.DLR.R said grunting 'America:DID HE JUST MOTHERFUCKING CALL ME STUPID AJJDNFNEJSTBTVBHABUIJNDNNHUSSNHSNHUIHSN?!?!?!'America thought angrily China was just trying not to burst out laughing. How have they not noticed them.Behind China and America stood two other men,Germany and Russia when Germany noticed Russia while he was following the other two he was like 'Okay.' And boom now they're here,staring down at China and America like if they were peasants. "Sir,what do we do now?"Mr P asked "Kill the two rats behind us."Mr E.J.R.M.DLR.R said turning around to face surprised America and China "Oh shit.."America muttered and took out his small pistol,and China took out his dao "Well so long boys."Mr E.J.R.M.DLR.R said walking away "HEY SIR BEFORE YOU LEAVE!Do you know about this Mexican guy named Mexico?"America asked "Seriously?"China mumbled "Yeah he was disowned after he left the family...why?"Mr E.J.R.M.DLR.R asked "No..reason."America said 'America:Mexico was disowned?!He always told us his entire family was dead,I need to talk to him after this "Whatever boys do your thing"Mr E.J.R.M.DLR.R said finally walking away. "Oh boy."America said "Calm down we took them down the first time."China said "Yeah and plus you have backup!"Russia said behind them,the two turned around to see the German medic and the Russian soldier. "Oh great,they followed us."China muttered turning back to look at the men "Do you have to follow me everywhere geez your like UK."America said to Russia. "Can we like start the fight now?"Mr P asked.Germany,China,Russia,and America all exchanged glances "Sure."
(AFTER AN EPIC FIGHT CAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO WRITE ONE)
America was tired,when he returned to the hotel building.Just them 4 had caught Mr E.J.R.M.DLR.R and now were in big trouble with UK for sneaking out at night. 'Guess UN was wrong about me needing a team of 20...I just need a team of 3 including myself.This was fun but also a bit boring,I can't wait for our next quick mission.'America thought lying down on the bed "*PHONE RING*" 'Seriously'
America:Yellow?
UN:America I have your next mission.
America:Just when I was preparing to relax...where?
UN:Egypt Cairo
America:Ughhh fine when am I leaving?
UN:four days after you return back to HQ,we need to assemble the flight and stuff.
America:Since when do you say stuff?
UN:....Do you want me to provide extra details of the mission?
America:Yes please
UN:Alright you will have the task of flying to Cairo with Russia,you two will make sure that the train full of money and gold is secure from any intruders.
America:Uh huh
UN:You two will spend possibly 1 or 2 days there,And yeah pretty much it just a quickie.
America:Whatever,anyway is it possible for me to relax for 2 or 3 days,I really wanna see my kids.
UN:Of course,I will set your vacation right now,anyway Ameri-"AMERICA!"UK yelled as he entered the room "We're getting kicked out of Spain for 3 years."UK said
UN + America:WHAT?!?!
"The president just told us just like that...we are now...
Forbid in Madrid"
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