I wish I had the giant twilight sparkle thingy
Sorry this took so long I was writing the storyline and that's takes a immense amount of my time,I am continuing the story cause I enjoy it and like writing it.
(AUTHOR'S POV)
.......How did it come to this?Three professional spies,three men with dignity and a reputation,three of the UN's personal bodyguards end up in a Barbie themed playhouse for kids. "Move!" Mexico whispered, yelling, pushing America "You move taco breath!" America whispered, yelling as well, "Guys stop it and concentrate!" Canada said,the two countries behind him rolled their eyes.If you're wondering why they're in a Barbie house it's because they were on a mission to spy on a suspicious man who helped the agency with its coverup after missions,and right now the suspicious man was with his daughter buying Barbie dolls, they had been in the playhouse for at least 17 minutes and were getting tired of being squished together.
"Ugh..I don't get paid enough for this.." Mexico groaned out "I do." America added "Of course you do,you're UN's personal favorite.He did raise you." Mexico said "He didn't only raise me,he raised you and Canada as well." America argued "Partially." Mexico added "Whatever.." America mumbled.The 3 stayed in the playhouse for another 2 minutes until they saw the daughter staring at them "Oh shit.." Canada muttered,The girl then whispered something to her dad.The father's eyes widened for a moment but then he whispered something to the little girl,she replied with a simple sadistic smile.
"What did she tell him?" Mexico asked shoving past America to get to the other nearby window. "That she saw us!" Canada said "Wait!Seriously?" America said.The girl pulled out her Barbie themed phone and dialed someone "Who is she calling?!" America asked "I don't know!" Canada said.For a few seconds the girl talked then hung up on the person and waited as if she had never seen the 3 old ass men in the playhouse,meanwhile her father was paying for the barbies.Then for the next 2 minutes they stayed in the store "Weird...its if they were waiting for someo-," "*EXPLOSION NOISE*"
For extra effect :0
A wall blew up as a group of kids with guns entered "Okay I'm out,I'seen it all now." Mexico said standing up,but luckily Canada pulled him back down.The cashiers all ran screaming bloody murder out the toy store,and the parents with kids proceeded to do the same.The only ones in the store were Mexico,Canada,and America who were like 'What the fuuuuuck',the group of kid with guns,and the girl and her dad. "Daddy go get us our you know wink wink." The girl said her father nodded and ran out the store "did the girl just ask for cocaine?" America questioned "Why would you think that?" Canada asked "Dunno,just thought of it." America responded shrugging.
"Okay team attack them with all you got don't hold back!" The girl commanded to the other fellow kids "YES MA'AM!" The kids yelled and started running towards Canada,Mexico,and America "Oh shit.." America said,they all got out the playhouse and started running to the upstairs floor of the store, "They're catching up!!" Canada said,as the 3 grown men ran up Mexico tripped and almost fell down to a crowd of kids America caught him in time, "Klutz." America giggled "Shut up." Mexico exclaimed pushing away America,they continued running until they caught the 2nd floor "What do we do?" Canada asked America, "Uh..Uhhh..*sees nerf guns*" America got a great idea and ran to the nerf guns "Fight back!" America exclaimed "Geez America these are just kids.." Canada muttered "With nerf guns dumbass." Mexico said "But still!" Canada argued.
The 3 prepared themselves for an all out war, "Okay remember these kids are probably not as experienced with gu-*Paintball gun noises*"
For extra affect yet again.
Mexico was hit!America and Canada screamed thinking it was a real bullet what kind of spies are they? "What the.." Mexico said slowly standing up noticing it wasn't a bullet "It's..ITS MOTHERFUCKING PAAAAAAINT!" Mexico yelled "Seriously.." America mumbled ,the 3 who were planning on hiding in the playhouse again out of fear slowly stood up proud and ready to fight a battle of 3 vs 30-36.The two sides stayed silent for a few seconds until the leader of the kids said "CHARGE!" A crowd of little demons ran to the 3 and only in a few seconds swept them off their feet. "HOLY SHIT!" Mexico yelled as the kids crowd surfed him,they were having trouble with Canada and America since they were taller.
"AGH!" America said he started shooting the nerf gun at the kids "AHH!HE HIT MY EYE!" "OWWW YOU MEAN WEENIE!" "WAAAAAH!I WANT MY MOMMY!" The kids all shouted different things as America shot them down with his nerf gun,of course they shot back with their paintball guns.But The 3 spies had to forfeit back to a safe place.
"Any new plans?" Canada asked,America stayed quiet for a second thinking of a strategy "YEAH!" America responded "We split them up if 12 kids go after each one of us we can beat them easily since they won't have backup,and if we do have to forfeit we can meet in the kingdom of pillows,were we drop pillows on them." America said,The two other spies nodded agreeing with him,and started to unwrap the plan.
America got the attention of some of the kid and started booking it trying to avoid being shot with the paintballs since he was wearing his favorite shoes they were themed Bee Movie. As America lead his group of kids throughout the store,Canada and Mexico did the same.Meanwhile the girl who seemed to be the leader of the kids stood on top of a shelf staring down upon her soldiers fighting the 3 grown men.But as more time passed she saw that the 3 grown men were winning against her soldiers,if they managed to beat her army then she would have to move to step 2,unleash the wrath of the canon.
As America,Canada,and Mexico all started to fall back,they ran to the pillow kingdom for their next step of the plan.As the kids lost them,America,Mexico and Canada went behind them and pushed on the walls of pillows that came tumbling down on the kids "AHHHHHHHH!" The kid yelled feeling the softness of pillows,as they were buried under the pillows the man that America,Mexico,and Canada were supposed to keep an eye on enetered with a cart of happy meals. "I brought your Happy Meals and with the girl toy pumpkin!" The man as he entered the store he saw the chaos of it,Paint splashed everywhere thanks to the paintballs,and kids yelling some crying under a mountain of pillows,his daughter kicking twilight sparkle out of anger,and 3 grown men glaring at him.
"Oh shit.." the man said "Sir,I'm afraid your coming with us." Canada said crossing his arms. "NOOOO!" The girl said she stopped kicking the pony and ran to cover her dad "First you'll have to get through this,*pushes button on remote*!" The girl exclaimed,as she pushed the button America,Mexico and Canada covered their heads but the only thing that happened was confetti blew out of a canon,as the girl and her dad ran away. "Seriously.." America muttered removing his hands from his head "*sigh* What are we gonna tell UN?" Canada asked "That they got away and vandalized the store." Mexico responded.
This was gonna need one hell of an explanation.
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