Iron Man

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Evie: Did you know that Iron Man is female?


Mal: Uh... No, he's not.


Evie: Yes, he is.


Mal: No, he's not. You literally just called him a "he."


Evie: Yes, but he is female because Fe is iron on the periodic table and man is male.


Mal: ...


Mal: You have entirely too much time on your hands.

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