Evie: Carlos, what do you see me as?
Carlos: An older sister.
Evie: Jay, what do you see me as?
Jay: A younger sister.
Evie: Mal, what do you see me as?
Mal: A giraffe.
Evie: ...
Evie: Why?
Mal: Do I have to have an explanation?
Evie: Well, I would like one-
Mal: 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO DANGED TALL!!!
Mal: YOUR NECK ALONE IS A FRIGGIN' FOOT LONG!!!
Mal: NOT TO MENTION YOUR DANGED LEGS!!!
Mal: THEY'RE LIKE FRIGGIN' TELEPHONE POLES!!!
Evie: ...
Evie: I think you're a little tense.
Mal: OH, NO, I'M NOT!!!
Evie: Mal, you can't just proclaim that. Have you thought of seeing things from my perspective?
Mal: *calms down* No, Evie, I haven't and I can't.
Evie: Why not?
Mal: BECAUSE I'M NOT A FRIGGIN' GIRAFFE!!!
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Descendants Humor Book 1
HumorJust some funny interactions between various Descendants characters. Includes Huma (Harry Hook x Uma), Bal (Ben x Mal), Jarlos (Jane x Carlos), Jaudrey (Jay x Audrey), Bevie (Ben x Evie), and Hevie (Harry Hook x Evie). NOW COMPLETED AND PART 2 IS RE...
