Horrible Puns

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*Evie texting Uma and trying to be cute*


Evie: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?


Uma: Oceans don't talk, bozo.


Evie: You're right, they just waved.


Uma: ...


Evie: Sea what I did there?


Uma: ...


Evie: Seariously, do you?


Uma: I'm going to block you.


Evie: Aw, I tide really hard to be relatable and funny.


Uma: Aaand you're blocked.


Evie: Noooo!!! I fish you'd come back. 💙


Evie: I won't sand any more messages!


Evie: Or at least my responses won't be as Pacific.


Evie: Whale, I guess I'm not getting unblocked...

*Evie changes over to Harry's phone, knowing that Uma's surely nearby him*

Evie: So, water you up to?


Evie: I'm just tiding up the place.


Uma: *texting from Harry's phone* LOSE THESE NUMBERS!!!!


Evie: I guess I'm all washed up.

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