Death is life

Chapter 18

1 week later

Today it was just going to be Noah and I because Nathan had to go to work. Noah was back to him self. I don't know why but I've been really depressed lately. It might've have because of Noah getting sick. Today me and Noah were going shopping for Nathans birthday! His birthday was January 15.

Nathan already got Noah dressed, it was only me who had to get dressed. I put Noah in his play pen while I got dressed.

We got in our Mercedes Benz, I know fancy right? I also took my drivers test a few days ago, I can finally drive this car! We drove off to the outdoors store. When we got there we had drive around the parking lot 5 fucking times. We were about to go around our sixth time but a we saw a car pulling out. Score! We walked into the store and went to the fishing area, I learned Nathan loves fishing and his biggest dream is that Noah likes it as much as him and they can go one fishing trips together. I pick out a fishing rod and more stuff for him.

We walk to the food court to get something to eat. Yay! Theres a McDonald's in this food court! I go up to the slutty looking cashier girl and ask for a Big Mac meal with a medium fry and a medium sprite. I order Noah a happy meal with chicken nuggets.

The cashier was giving me dirty looks the whole time so I add, "Could I also get an order of why the fuck are you glaring at me?" She looks shocked.

"Why? It's because you look like skin and bones but you sure as hell don't eat like that. And you fucking got pregnant at fucking 14 years old!"

"EXCUSE ME! I am not fucking 14 years old" I say doing a bad imitation of her. "I CHOSE TO GET FUCKING PREGNANT! I DON'T CARE IF SOME BITCH THAT WORKS AT MCDONALDS THINKS I HAVE FUCKING BULIMIA! BECAUSE I DON'T THERE'S PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO HAVE BEEN HOMELESS AND I HAD ENOUGH BAD LUCK THAT I WAS ONE OF THEM!" I shout I think there's a crowd gathering and I hear murmurs of agreement and disagreement.

"Oh boo hoo! you were homeless. Do you think I really give a shit about your fucking life? NO I DON'T SO FUCK OFF!" she says. By this time I have my food so I take my drink and the ketchup packets out.

I open the ketchup and squirt it all over her fake boobs and fake face. Then I take my sprite and dump it on her head. She wipes her eyes and her eye makeup smudges everywhere. I knock over my bag of food onto the ground and say, "GO FUCK A CACTUS! BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT FIX YOUR FACE, CACTUSES DON'T LIKE RACOONS!"

Analy: 1 000 000
Bitch Slut from Mcdick's: -200 000