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The next chapter is shit and im not writing anymore, so just take a failed conversation I made in it

Garden Teacher:Why the fuck is this my name?

Michigan:Probably cause you are the garden state and the author commit use google and you are technically the smartest state.

City god:oH hI jErSeY

Garden Teacher:Fuck off

McFreedom has changed Garden Teacher to Garden Goddess

Garden Goddess:bOw dOwn tO mE peAsAnTs

Florida man:Florida man rides on a crocodile towards the sunset after a goddess called him a peasant.

YeeHaa:WASSUP MOTHERFUCKERS

Snow god:why am I here, just to suffer?

McFreedom:okaY cHiLdRen cAlM dOwN

Snow God:Technically only I, NJ, pennsylvania, and Florida are your biological children. After all, the other states came to life NOT FROM LOVE AFFAIRS
(For ship purposes, cause imma shove some state ships and dont want iNcesT)

McFreedom:Shut up Alaska

McFreedom:So anyways. Jersey will explain shit cause im too lazy

Garden Goddess:Why me?

City God:cause you talk too much

Garden Goddess:finE

Garden Goddess:sO cOrOnA has mutated into a zombie virus that is basically rabies but people come back from the dead. So we in the walking dead basically, and we are the states that have zombies so yAy.

Florida man:Florida man runs off with his crocodile after hearing the zombie apocalypse has begun because "he doesn't want anyone to kill his wife"

Yeehaa:beautiful

Michigan:are nOne of us concerned?

Snow god:Well fuck life. It doesn't matter tbh

City God: i agree

Garden Goddess:Same for me

Florida man:Florida man saves a crocodile instead of his child, claiming the crocodile is his son.

Garden goddess:Is it bad I enjoy Florida's shitty news reports?

City god:Nope

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