Apocalypse || A random CH book

Ch. 3

I suddenly got inspiration

America kept up to date with the news reports and everything for the next few days. There were around 47 thousand by now. He was staying in D.C with the states. As it was the safest area with the highest security.

At the moment he was in the living room with the colonies and Alaska. Watching the news and stuff. There was suddenly a knock on the door and Jersey got up to answer it.

"AWW FUCK NO!" Jersey grabbed a knife and threw it outside before closing the door.
"The fuck?" Rhode Island was confused while York, Penn, Delaware, and Alaska laughed.

It was a regular by then, Zombies banging on the doors and Jersey throwing knives at them.

Florida walked downstairs. "Florida man woken up by a insane sibling yelling curse words out the door."
"Shut it" Jersey said. Then walking back to the living room.

America facepalmed.

Suddenly NJ looked out the door. "THE ZOMBIES ARE EATING MAH POOR BABIEZ"

"JERSEY YOU DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO THOSE PLANTS NOW CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND GET UR ASS OVER HERE"

"BUT MAH GARDEN-"

"I DONT GIVE A FUCK JERSEY!" Delaware yelled, trying to hold in a laugh.

Then everyone in the room broke down laughing.

"MaH bAbIeS nU!" Jersey managed to get out before letting out another laugh.

"WhY dO we doOo thiS-" Alaska wheezed.

"I personally think you all are insane, including the garden maniac-"

"Says the one who had a person run off with a crocodile since he wanted to have a love affair with it."

That shut Florida up.

Soon enough all the states had come down cause of the noise. There was a loud bang and Jersey went to check yet again.

"Aww well fuck you young sir" Jersey threw a knife outside the house.

Then Jersey turned around. "Deres a fucking mob of zombies down the highway."

"FUCK YOU ALL BITCHES!" Jersey put up the middle finger outside and then closed the door.

"Are we sure that was the best idea, Jersey?" Delaware asked.

"Yup" Jersey had no shame.