okay first off there's a chicken song, like what the fuck? Who's idea was it to make a song about chickens? It is a bop tho. Listen to the full song, this is something I would write if I was like high. No if I was sober I would write this song. Chickens are cool man yeah know. Like they can fucking *searches up chicken facts* There are more chickens on earth than people – 25 billion. There are also more chickens than any other bird species. Chickens can remember over 100 different faces of people or animals. A mother hen turns her eggs about 50 times per day, and can lay more than 300 eggs per year. That's cool stuff to know right? Okay this song is fucking weird I'm sorry, but it's a song you can vibe you come down from an attack or breakdown. It's stupid, but it's like amazing. I love chickens. Should I move on from chickens?? No, I shouldn't. *loud gasp* THERE SHOULD BE AN ISLAND WHERE A BUNCH OF CHICKENS LIVE AND YOU CAN COME AND LIKE FUCKING LIKE UH PET THEM AND FEED THEM CHICKEN FOOD AND PLAY WITH THE CHICKS!! LIKE MONKEY ISLAND!!! EXCEPT CHICKENS CANT SWIM!!! Alright moving from chickens. WHo are like amazing! Like chickens just like live their best lives. LIke us. They just vibbing like us. ANYWAYS!! DO you know who a chicken's favorite composer was? Bok bok bok.
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