Back at the Cathedral, Naruto climbs down the side of the cathedral. He wanders into the crowd, as an oncoming group of people begin to sing.
Shikamaru: COME ONE! COME ALL!
LEAVE YOUR LOOMS AND MILKING STOOLS
COOP THE HENS AND PEN THE MULES!
COME ONE! COME ALL!
CLOSE THE CHURCHES AND THE SCHOOLS!
IT'S THE DAY FOR BREAKING RULES!
COME AND JOIN THE FEAST...OF...
Shikamaru: FOOLS!
ONCE A YEAR WE THROW A PARTY HERE IN TOWN
ONCE A YEAR WE TURN ALL PARIS UPSIDE DOWN
EVERY MAN'S A KING AND EVERY KING'S A CLOWN
ONCE AGAIN, IT'S TOPSY TURVY DAY!
IT'S THE DAY THE DEVIL IN US GETS RELEASED
IT'S THE DAY WE MOCK THE PRIG AND SHOCK THE PRIEST
EVERYTHING IS TOPSY TURVY AT THE FEAST OF FOOLS!
Naruto works his way through the crowd, but he can't escape Shikamaru, who seems to be singing to Naruto.
Crowd: TOPSY TURVY!
Clopin: EVERYTHING IS UPSY-DAISY!
Crowd: TOPSY TURVY!
Shikamaru: EVERYONE IS ACTING CRAZY
DROSS IS GOLD AND WEEDS ARE A BOUQUET
THAT'S THE WAY ON TOPSY TURVY DAY!
Naruto joins a chorus line of dancers, and is shoved away, through a curtain and comes crashing into the dressing tent of Sakura.
"Hey!" Sakura shouts in surprise "Are you all right?" she asks Naruto "I didn't mean to...I'm sorry." Naruto tries to apologize "You're not hurt, are you? Here, here, let's see." Sakura says as she looks at his face "No, no, no!" Naruto warns her. Sakura tries to pull the hood away from Naruto's face, but he is unsuccessful at stopping her. Akumaru, upon seeing Naruto's face, sneers but Sakura doesn't flinch "There" she smiles "See, no harm done. Just try to be a little more careful." she laughs "I--I--I will." Naruto stutters as he leaves "By the way, great mask!" Sakura winks.
Crowd: TOPSY TURVY!
Shikamaru & Crowd:BEAT THE DRUMS AND BLOW THE TRUMPETS!
Crowd: TOPSY TURVY!
Shikamaru:JOIN THE BUMS AND THIEVES AND STRUMPETS
STREAMING IN FROM CHARTRES TO CALAIS
Clopin: SCURVY KNAVES ARE EXTRA SCURVY
ON THE SIXTH OF "JANUARY"
Shikamaru & Crowd:ALL BECAUSE IT'S TOPSY TURVY DAY!
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame (A Naruto Tale)
RandomA deformed bell-ringer must assert his independence from a vicious government minister in order to help his friend, a gypsy dancer Cast Naruto - Quasimodo Sakura - Esmerelda Sasuke - Pheobus Danzo - Judge Claude Frollo Clopin - Shikamaru Puppet...
