Kaden and Dylan's House
Alien girl in your house. Spaceship in your backyard. Totally not going crazy.
"Ughhhh!" I groaned. Why me?
The bandaged up girl on my bed was still asleep. She opened one eye. A glint of yellow shined and simmered. She had extremely long turquoise hair that turned into a deep blue at the bottom. She also had elf-luke ears. Her hair reached past her butt and stopped at her knees. She wore what looked like a white latex swimsuit with black lines at the ends.
She wore nothing on her feet and her skin was a warm beige like mine.
She moved a bit and opened her eyes. I held in a scream and tried to maintain my masculinity but I so badly wanted to scream.
"Żööpłëğ¿" She got up and started to float around my room.
Floating alien chick in my room. Totally okay.
"Żööpłëğ äğňöŕb¿" She seemed to have asked while touching my ears. "W-what?"
"Ö-öňđë Õđäý fïğäř¡¿" I bet she's talking about my ears...
I thought as she touched my ears. She then grabbed both of my ears and then held my face. W-what is she doing?
She brought her head close and then softly touched her forehead with mine. Ouch! A sharp pain stung the back of my head and then it stopped.
"Sorry for the delay of message!" She said as she smiled. "Hello! I'm Zynx!"
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"So...Zynx. Let me see if I got this correct..you come from a planet named Zodiatia hundreds of galaxies away and you have levetation powers, and telepathy, which you used to learn my entire language!"
"The basic words. Although my English may come out awkwardly. I have not fully comprehended your language. To do that it would take a longer mind read." She said as she floated, playing with my ceiling fan. "What do you mean? You sound fluent enough for me." I said. I sighed and wandered what I would do with her.
She looked at me and floated near me. "You seem to have the distress, Earthling." There it is. She said as she twirled above the ground. "Well it's not like you just crash landed into my backyard." I told her, clearly in distress.
"Actually that is the events that have occurred in the backyard that is yours." She said as she went over to my Xbox. "Wait! Don't touch that! That's my precious baby!" I said holding my Xbox dearly. "Oh..Sorry precious baby." She said cooing to my Xbox.
She then looked over to my door and looked as if she was in shock. "Earthling! A beast has invaded you room! Does he wish to burgle?" I looked over to my door.
"Chico?" I chuckled. "This 'beast' is my pet, Chico. He's small and docile. Wouldn't hurt a fly."
"Oh what do you do with it?" She asked in wonder. "Well um...you pet it..feed it..care for it..you know. Normal stuff." She nodded and looked into her eyes. Her eyes looked like tiny galaxies. She was so...cute!
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How To Be A Human 101
RomanceYou know that moment when an alien crashes into your brother's backyard in a glowing green spaceship and the alien suddenly asks you tips on how to be a human? Yeah me neither. ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○ Kaden Riles is your average 17 year old. Goes to...