Alice looked that nurse in the eyes and she quickly looked away.
"I'm completely mad?" Alice asked.
"Yes. See the x-rays are astou--"
"I AM COMPLETELY MAD?! YOU DON'T THINK I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT? I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THAT HELLHOLE ASYLUM FOR ALMOST AS LONG AS I REMEMBER AND YOU THINK I DON'T ALREADY KNOW?! I WANT OUT! I WANT OUT OF REALITY! I WANT OUT OF IT ALL! LIFE IS JUST A GOD DAMN JOKE! I WANT OUT! I'M TRAPPED INSIDE MY HEAD WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT--"
"goooo to Wonderlanddddd..."
The last thing Alice saw before she drifted off was the nurse with a needle in her hand.
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"Wake up!"
Alice was awakened by a biscuit being thrown at her. She was now wearing a black dress with black boots that came to the middle of her calves.
Another biscuit grazed her head. She looked over to see a large gathering of people sitting at a large table under a tree.
"Cut it out or I'll kill you all with my bare hands!" Alice yelled.
They all gasped. A lanky man with red hair going in all directions stood up. "Why are you laying on the ground, Alice?!"
"Why are you having a tea party? Tea's for pussies," Alice replied.
"The only pussy here is Ches," he said with a smirk. Ches hissed at him from across the table. "Come join us!"
Alice went to the table and sat beside the red-headed guy.
"Call me Hattie," he said.
Alice nodded and looked at everyone sitting at the table. They all had pleasant smiles on their faces, all except for Ches. That grin...
"We've been expecting you, Alice!"
The speaker was a little baby in a high chair. When Alice took a closer look, she realized he had the body of a pig and little devil horns.
"Well I'm glad to be here," Alice replied.
Ches was grinning at her from across the table. Hattie handed Alice a biscuit with a wink. Alice threw the biscuit at Ches. He lost the grin. Everyone at the table laughed.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Ches. They went as silent as a dormouse.
"You dumbass! EAT the biscuit!" Hattie whispered to her.
"But I'm not hungry and he was staring and--"
"Eat it. Now." A knife appeared in his hand. What was up with that?
Alice quickly obeyed and she started growing. She shot up towards the sky and her foot was almost as big as the table. Everyone stared up at her. Ches crawled up on the table and started toward the biscuits. Before he could make it, Alice picked him up between her thumb and index finger and rubbed them together really fast. She easily squashed him like a bug and flicked the remains on the table. Everyone was screaming except Hattie. He looked over to the side and a fire appeared. He quickly threw all the remains in the fire.
"Catter! Toss me that jar!" Hattie said.
The caterpillar tossed him the jar. Hattie quickly caught what looked like smoke from the fire in the jar. We heard one last "meoooww".
"That was his soul. He won't be able to bother you anymore if you keep this somewhere safe and NEVER open it," Hattie said. He handed her the jar.
*A/N
Hey everyone! I hope you liked this chapter. It was longer than the others I think XD. Don't forget to vote and comment. Love you guys :*
- xK4llist4x
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Curiosity Killed The Cat (a twisted Alice In Wonderland fanfiction)
Teen FictionAlice was completely mad. She was mentally unstable and stuck in an insane asylum. She wanted to completely escape reality. She almost kills herself in achieving this, but she makes it to Wonderland. Everyone there has been expecting her; especially...
