Keef looks at dat shmexy back dat be draped on dat shmexy rock like an old coat
He be lukin at da merdude an thinkin,
yUm YuM tUnA bOiIIiIi
lik any nurmal Texan
He go up to merbitch and be like "howdy pardnerrrrrr, you look sHmeXy"
Merhoe gAsPeD "u is big shmexy to UwU, lez fackkkkkkk"
Keef luks at merbutt and ask thy world "how dos on fuck merchildren"
he uses his lightsaber dick to slip into thy merslut
Lance be making dOlphIn noises
"aH~~~ sO sHmeXy"
"bY dA mAgIcAl fOrcEs aBovE I SuMhoW kNoW yOu bE tUchInG tHy sElf iN uR boOtyHolE, wHaT wAs yOU tHinKinG aBoUt, hMmMmM?"
Lance looks back for a moment and says in a monotone voice.
"Well I was actually masturbating to this guy named Lotor Daibazaal on pornhub but you're gonna have to cut it"
Keef stups
"Dat hAwTtTtTt"
He bUrSts big lod into Lances asssssssshollllleeee
The end
Or is it?
