Keef goes to party even tho he don like partiezzzz
He get big drunk drunk
He meet lonce who is also drunk drunk
"You is bigggg hot, like, biggie cheese hawt," Keef screeched lik hyena
"You is big hawt too," daddy- I mean lonce screeched back
They goes upstairs and looockk dat shmexy door
They burn off they clothes
Keefs ass self lubricates
Lonce gets behind Keef and puts his dingaling in.
"Break my back like a glowstick father"
Father tHrusTs and Keef screeches
"Ahhh~ yes fathhhherrrr~~~"
Then they do shmexy forevs because nine year olds don know wot cumming is
The end
Or is it