The other day I called a house and a real nice lady answered the phone, she was really helpful and friendly.
She was the type of lady that helps a telemarketer get through a long day.
After some pleasantries, I asked if Mr. Smith was in. "I'm sorry", she answered. "I'm afraid he doesn't live here anymore."
Now that was a real disappointment being that she was a nice lady and all, but I took it all in a stride, "I'm sorry to hear that ma'am. Do you happen to have his new number?"
"Sure thing!" The woman cheerfully replied, listing off his new number.
I hung up the phone and quickly called the new number and was surprised to hear a recording.
"Thank you for calling Green Acres Cemetery..."
