||||| SCARLETT IVY DIAZ CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW........ OHH!!!.......CAUSE SHE DRUNK AND HIGH ~ STEPHEN C ~_~ |||||
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Me: *looking in the hand mirror and fixing hair* Is it ok- Hey!!! Dumbhead!! Arrange that thing fast!! Idiot!!
D.O.P: *whisper-yelled* Scar!! The camera is on and you are live!
Me: Wha- *looking at the camera which is on air* Oh!! Hey!! Welcome to the brand new show, The Weird Weird Show with Weirdo Scarlett Ivy Diaz!! I'm Scarlett Diaz, the host, director, writer, camer- No, not camera person. Well if I will be the camera person, then who the hell will host this?
Josh: *whisper* Scar! Calm down!
Me: *nodding* *deep breaths* Well!! Today's the first day!! So we don't have guest because my staff didn't called them *glaring to the staff behind the cameras* Anygays!! So today, I will introduce my lovely staff!! *smiles* my staff is women dominant staff. We have my lovely makeup artist, Josh!! Then there's Stephano, Trinculo *smile fades* and Caliban? What are you fucking doing here?
Stephano: *tipsy* Trin!! Cal!! See we found Merinda!! Hey Mer!! Where's your dad?
Me: What the fuck are you talking about? Why would my dad be here?
Trinculo: *tipsy* Is this *hiccups* not a Shakespeare studio? Studio 96?
Me: *rubs forehead* No!! This is "The weird weird show" studio. Studio 69!! Now get out!!
*Stephano, Trinculo and Caliban waked out of the studio*
Me: Who the fuck allowed them here!!
D.O.P: *whisper-yelled* Scar!! Camera!
Me: Oops!! Hi!! So yeah, my staff is woman dominant! This is Josh my makeup artist. Then that is Stephen, our Director of Photography, who rolls the camera. Then there's Antonio, Bassanio and Shylock? Now what you three are doing here? *unamused face*
Antonio: We are in Venice!! And Portia you look gorgeous!!
*Bassanio's face is unamused while Shylock's face is in lust*
Me: *smiles slightly* Seriously Antonio!! Stop flirty and I'm not Portia!!
Bassanio: So this is not Shakespeare's studio? Studio 96?
Me: *full on rage* YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD!! CAN'T YOU SEE OUTSIDE THE STUDIO NO.? THIS IS STUDIO 69!! WHAT!!69!! THE NUMBER WHICH IS USE DURING FU-
Stephan: Scar!! Camera!!!
Me: *tight smile* Get lost before you three get lost in hell!
*Antonio, Bassanio and Shylock rushed out of the studio in fright*
Me: *rubs forehead* Seriously guys!! One of you call Shakespeare studio and tell them to fucking fix their studio number!! * faces the camera* So, there's our D.O.P, Stephen. Then there's Michael, Jordan, Obama, Champion, Mandela, Champion... DJ Bravo!!
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