THE ONE WHERE THE GUEST... OOPS I MEAN THE WEIRD CREW ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS
Josh: *calling. After three rings the person picks up*
??: Wello!! Wha*yawns* t happened dickhead!!
Josh: Come fast to the set!! Fast means fast!!
Me: I was sleeping, you dickhead!! Hang up, I'll come "fast"!! *Hangs up the call*
Josh: She told me to hang up but she only hanged up the call!! *Shakes head*
Austin: Well you and Stephan live in her neighborhood then why didn't you went to her apartment and brought her with you both?
Stephan: Well, we don't want to get killed!! If we both go and call her early morning, then we will be digging our own grave. So it's better to call her after setting this all.
Austin: Oh!! I didn't knew that!!
Josh: Of course you will not because you have seen her only in work and in parties. We have known her since high school.
Austin: Well that's true!!
*Stephan and Josh nod their head. Just then they heard an weird screeching noise of car*
Stephan and Josh *looks into each other and then to Austin* Seems like the Satan is here!!
*Scarlett enters and walks towards Josh, Stephan and Josh*
Me: Why did you call you dickheads?
Josh: Scar! I said you to come fast!! Not to come wearing your sweatpants and t-shirt!
Me: *grabs his hair* I can wear anything I want!! You just fucking tell me why did you called me in weekend!!
Josh: Ow!! Ow!! It hurts Scar!!
Stephan: Well Scar!! We both thought to held Q&A segment in the weekends! So that our beloved audience can ask some questions to us!!
Me: *leaves Josh's hair* Well can't you fucking say first!! But I'm too lazy to host this segment!! So any one of you host it!!
Stephan: Okay then!! I'll host it!!
Me: *nods*
Josh: Do you need a touch up?
Me: *blank stare*
Josh:. What?
Me: Are you fucking high in the morning?
Josh: No!! I don't do drugs, you and Stephen know that!
Me: Then why the fuck you are asking me to give touch up when I'm in a sweatpants and t-shirt!!!
Josh: Oh!!! Sorry!!
Me: Just fucking start the segment and let me get over with my questions so that I'll go to my house and sleep or do some other household activity!!
Stephan: Yeah it's ready but before that here's something to worth watching and telling our audience.
Me: What is it?
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