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THE ONE WHERE THE GUEST HAS SLOW HANDS

THE ONE WHERE THE GUEST HAS SLOW HANDS

||Behind the scenes||

*Before the show*

Josh: Hey fellas!! I'm Josh Morris!! And you are reading The weird weird behind the scenes!! So Right now the set is in silence since our host and boss is not arrived..... To be honest, she never comes on time, because being late is in her blood. So let's go around the set. *Walks towards the set* So here we can see Stephan adjusting the camera *walks towards him* Hey Stephan!! Whatcha doin'?

Stephan: *turns* Oh hey mate!! And hey guys!! So are ya enjoying the show? I know that we have just done our first episode, but today it will be interesting. Today's guest is also awe- *hears a unbearable loud noise of door* What the f-

*Everyone's eyes are wide as they saw Scarlett fuming in red. It was the most horrible look, because they never saw her in this raging look*

Me: STEPHAN!! MICHAEL, JORDAN!! OBA- AUSTIN!!! GET THE SET READY!!! AND  JOSH!! GIVE A TOUCH UP TO ME!! I NEED TO GO LIVE ASAP!!

Josh: Seems like something has happened and I think she is got up from the wrong side of her bed. So fellas!! See you later!!

Me: JOSH!!!!! GET YOUR ASS HERE FAST!!! I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME!!!

Josh: Coming Scar!!! *closes camera*

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Me: ANYONE OUT HERE!!! POUR COFFEE IN MY MUG!!

Stephan: Scar!! The camera is rolling!

Me: *nods* *tight smile* Welcome back to The Weird Weird show with me, Weirdo Scarlett Ivy Diaz!! I'm your host Scarlett Diaz!! Today's our second episode!! But today, I'm angry!! Angry as fucking fuck!!! Hell I was pissed about it for past 4 months about something which I'm about to say......
As you all know 4 months ago we got an solo debut album of Liam's LP1. Heck!! I was so excited because it was like a birthday gift for me because that album was released on my birthday, 6th of December!!! So on that day, I heard all the songs. And I was proud that Liam did a great job. I already have a favorite song from the album which is not a single, because all singles are my favorite but from the album, I have one. So I was proud of his hard work and plus he made my birthday more exciting. But on that day, I was on twitter and notice a hastag #LiamPayneisoverparty trending. I was anger, shocked and confused at the same time, that why the fuck is this hastag is trending. So I find out about it and got the reason why it was trending. Because my most favorite song from LP1 was getting backlash comments...... Some of them know which song I'm talking about, but those who don't know which song, I'll tell you. It's this song

Me: Yeah!! It's Both Ways!! This is my fucking jam!! And the backlash comments were that it's "fetishing bisexual women or men" or "oversexualizing". I know some of the bisexual people find it uncomfortable, but that doesn't mean all the bisexual people hate it!!! I don't know others opinion, but I will give you my opinion!! I was fumed that day but I didn't wanted to ruin my day!!! Oh!!! Who am I kidding!!! How can I save my day when Liam's day was ruined!! But I took opinion from others that what they think, even from one my bisexual friend. She said she liked it and about the verse it also said that he doesn't judge about it. Ok you will think that why are I'm reacting like this? Because I'm directioner. No, I'm directioner that's true but I'm a bisexual too!! And don't find any oversexual or fetishing bisexuality. Some people have their kinks!! And this is not for all bisexual people. SO STOP SHITTING AND BACKLASHING THIS FUCKING SONG!! IF I HEARD ONE MORE FUCKING COMMENT REGARDING THIS SONG!! YOU WILL BE DEAD MEAT!! I'M WARNING YOU!! THIS IS MY ULTIMATE BISEXUAL ANTHEM SONG!! IF ANYONE HAS ANY PROBLEM THEN FUCKING DE-