[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: Summer Vacation

A Maid in Need is a Man Indeed

N-E: I AM SOOOOO SORRY!! I KEPT FORGETTING TO UPLOAD THIS CHAPTER!! It's summer where I am so I'm on vacation right now. Damn I won't be a junior anymore T_T

Zexion: *smirks*

N-E: You know we can never really get you to smile. You only smirk or smile sadistically

Zexion:...i'd rather not talk about it

N-E: you're such an emo

Zexion: I'll continue to fear for your children

Day 7

After the long party on WONSTOPPSHUPHOLLYDAY Island they all returned to their home island. Xemnas had bought a huge holiday house for the Organization with everyone's wages. Some of them complained but after they saw the beach house they stopped. They entered the house and fought each other for the best room…literally.

Axel summoned his chakrams and Demyx summoned his sitar. "oy! This room is going to be mine! Got it memorized!"

"Nuh uh! This room is mine!" Demyx smirked.

Xion, Roxas, Larxene and Zexion (who already claimed their rooms) sweat dropped at the scene.

"Want me to rip that smirk off your face"

"I'd like to see you try!"

Before they fought how ever they saw Xigbar looking all neat and clean. "Hey Xiggy? What's the occasion?" Larxene asked.

"The superior hired a maid" Xigbar smirked. "And for all we know it could be a cute one"

Roxas, Demyx and Axel glanced at each other but then they pictured a beautiful longhaired maid.

"I wonder what she's like" Axel drooled.

Roxas's mind theatre

"Here's your dinner Mr. Roxas," The maid said with a warm smile. "And if you're lucky you can have a piece of the short cake that I made"

Demyx's mind theatre

Demyx sat on the couch in the living room playing on his sitar "Wow Demyx! You play the sitar very well," The maid said. "Can you play me a song?"

Axel's mind theatre

I'm sorry but the following scene is too horny and life scarring to be shown on this fanfic.

End of mind theatres

They heard the doorbell ring and they immediately rushed to the door leaving Zexion, Larxene and Xion there to sweat drop.

"Perverts" Larxene muttered.

"I think we should greet this maid," Zexion suggested.

"I bet she's really nice and pretty" Xion smiled

"I doubt the superior would hire a maid only for their looks and how nice they are, She must do a good job at cleaning the house as well"

"Pretty girls can achieve good things y'know!" Xion poked her tongue out at him.

"But some pretty girls aren't very bright. Hint! Hint!" Zexion smirked.

"HEY I'M BRIGHT!!" Xion yelled.

"So you admit to being pretty as well" Larxene smirked.

"Well no…but…ah forget it" Xion sighed and walked down stairs. "I'm going to get some groceries"

Xigbar combed his hair a little and opened the door to greet the maid. When he saw the maid however he froze in fear.

"Xigbar is there something wrong?" Axel asked. The trio took one look at the maid.