[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: Summer Vacation

Kuri's Coffee Withdrawal

N-E: well what do you know! I'm back with another chapter. Oh and for those who have seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail I have used references from the "knights of Ni" part so enjoy.

Day 27

"Tis not one of those days where you expect something terrible to happen. Tis not one of those days where you suspect something bad to happen. Tis no-"

"Uh Xemnas those two sentences mean the same thing" Lexeaus corrected.

"oh shut up No.5"

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!

"Starting you off" Xemnas shrugged.

Well don't! I'm the authoress here

"Well I'm the superior!" Xemnas boasted when suddenly a flying TV hit him on the head. "OWW!! Who threw that Panasonic 45 inch LCD?" Then Xemnas threw in a wide toothy smile and two thumbs up.

"Subliminal Advertising was not advised" Xigbar said very quickly.

"Damn it!" Xemnas cursed. "How do you do this?"

I'm the authoress…I can control you and make you do what ever I want. Now shut up and let me start this story.

11:30: Seaside Café

Kuri had managed to drag out her brother, the exchange students and their friends to go to her favorite café. What they didn't know was that one of them worked there.

"Kuri?" Xion asked. "I barely see you hang out with Yuna, Rikku and Paine anymore now that your brother's back. How come?"

"Well mum wants me to take him outside because he's such a computer addict and I also fear for his life" Kuri replied

"What?" Everyone cocked their heads to the side

"You'll find out next chapter"

"Next chapter?"

"YOU HEARD NOTHING!!"

"Welcome to the seaside café. May I take your order?" Kairi asked.

There was a mixture of screams of "Kairi?!" and "Dwarf Princess?!!" coming from the exchange students and friends table.

"You guys?!!" Kairi yelled in surprise.

"You work here?!!… ya" Wakka asked adding the extra 'ya' to his question.

"Yeah didn't you know that?"

"I knew you had a job but you never told us what it was," Demyx said.

"You never asked" Kairi sweat dropped.

"Okay enough with the surprise." Kuri said very sternly. "May I order an espresso?"

Kairi looked very nervous but what she was about to say would make Kuri go nuts "I'm sorry but we're not selling coffee anymore" She said. Kuri sat there quietly but gave Kairi a very dirty look. People who have known Kuri since junior high gulped.

"This doesn't look good" Selphie commented.

"What do you mean you don't sell coffee anymore?" a flaming aura surrounded Kuri and everyone backed away "THIS IS A CAFÉ DAMN IT!!"

"I know but the coffee companies have temporarily closed down due to the strike. We were going to change the shop's name to Seaside Smoothie" Kairi answered.

"Yeah this strike has been going on for a while ya" Wakka said. "I know because I pass by them every time I'm going to your beach house"

"Yeah I went to pick up some coffee on the way here," Riku said. "But there was non left"