[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: Summer Vacation

Survivor: Wakachukanaka Island

N-E: Before I start this chapter I just want you to know that no nobodies were harmed in the making of this chapter

Zexion: ARE YOU NUTS!! YOU MADE ME-

N-E: NO SPOILERS!!! *thwack*

Zexion: owww

Roxas: it seems as though N-E has picked a new victim

N-E: Don't worry theres still Tidus bashing

Roxas: why do you pick on Tidus

N-E: I dunno, when I started these fanfics I needed a victim who doesn't get much spotlight in KH fanfics so I picked Tidus. Don't get me wrong! I torture these characters because I love them so much

Zexion: I fear for your children

Previously:

"Oh this is useless!" Xemnas screamed. "All we can find are freaking coconuts!!"

"Well we're just going to have to settle with coconuts!" Axel snapped and punched the closet coconut tree.

"IF THEY DON'T FIND MY DAUGHTER SOON I'M GONNA-" suddenly a coconut hit Xemnas on the head and he fell to the ground unconscious.

"OH NO!! I'VE KILLED THE SUPERIOR!!" Axel screamed.

"He's fine! He's still breathing" Zexion said.

"WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!! I'M GOING TO BE LOCKED UP IN JAIL FOREVER!!!"

"Calm down Axel!" Demyx said. "I'm sure everything's going to be al-" Another coconut fell on Demyx's head and then he fell unconscious.

"OH GOD!!! I'VE KILLED DEMYX AS WELL!!!" Axel panicked.

"Calm down! They're both unconscious!"

"Zexion"

"Yes?"

Axel gave Zexion a killer glare. "I'm sorry man but you've seen far too much"

"Um…Axel? What are you doing?"

"You're going to have to die now"

"OH GOD NO!!"

"Miss Xion was it?" The hotel lady asked.

"Yes it is" Xion grinned. "I think I was in room 45 with Larxene, Kairi and Selphie"

"Speaking of which, where is you're family?" Paine asked.

"Hell if I know" Xion shrugged. "At least we landed on WONSTOPPSHUPHOLLYDAY Island"

"Yeah, want to go to the beach afterwards?"

"Sure"

Xigbar, Vexen and Luxord: On a hill

"Where are the others?!" Xigbar yelled pushing past another bush. "Urgh! I shouldn't be stranded on a mysterious island, I should be checking out the babes at the beach"

"Pervert" Vexen muttered. "Got to wonder if they're dead or not"

"They're not…the superior's father senses must still be tingling so Xion should be alive," Luxord explained. "And she pretty much hates us being around. I'm sure she must be enjoying herself with her friends"

Suddenly they heard rumbling. The three older nobodies glanced at each other but looked straight ahead when they heard a girlish scream coming from the distance.