[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: Summer Vacation

Namine's News Update: Summer Special 2

AN: Oh my god guys i'm sooooooo sorry. I haven't updated for like months. Well honestly during that period writing this was the last thing in my mind. As soon as this year began We were told we had to move places and i recently moved schools and all this is really stressful so writing this was the last thing on my mind but now i'm back. I know these next chapters are only news updates but it's better than nothing

Noctis: Welcome to news update I'm Noctis. We've had a lot of fan mail from our fans and they want Namine and I to go away because they want to stick to the main story of the infamous exchange students. Well you know what…f*** you!

Namine:Noctis this is a school broadcast! And where has our censor words gone?

Yuffie: oops sorry forgot to turn it on! (Turns the censor on) okay test it out

Namine:(shadow)

Yuffie: it's working!

Noctis: … Anyway…1st of all this summer special isn't for school. It's because the creator is bored and she has nothing better to do and she has writers block for the main story and second of all does anyone really watch this?

Namine: well…. our ratings have gone higher since we've had you on the show.

Noctis: well that's 'cause I'm awesome.

Namine: ...Anyway these kids don't go to our school but they've appear in this story anyway and their wacky enough to be on this show so please welcome Lightning, Hope, Hayner, Pence, Olette and Larsa!

Pence: OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL!

Hope: hi everyone *slips on the floor*

Namine: AURON! I THOUGHT YOU CLEANED THAT MILKSHAKE OFF THE FLOOR!

Auron: I can't help it if your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they trip and say it's better than yas!

Hope: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

Auron: what ever!

Namine: …..uh huh…first of all I want to ask Lightning a question?

Noctis: why do you always ask the questions?

Namine: because I'm the host and besides, you did the introduction. Now Lightning, how come you're hanging out with a bunch of younger kids?

Lightning: well actually I have a friend Vanille in my class but she was too crazy.

Namine: aren't you guys' crazy too?

Lightning: are you kidding? She's psychotic! I mean she's jealous of my sister for winning the Miss Destiny islands pageant and for dating Snow and now she's plotting revenge. I mean why…. the Miss. Destiny islands pageant is just some popularity contest and Snow's a psycho stalker.

Snow: NO I'M NOT!

Lightning: DAMN IT STOP STALKING ME YOU (bandit)!

Namine: let me handle this… SECURITY!

(Security comes in and drags Snow away)

Noctis: right… So Hayner when did you start becoming so…full of action

Hayner: It all started as a young boy…