DO NOT FREAK OUT! This doesn't count as the final 5 chapters. I was reading my News update chapter and i thought i could write this while everyone is waiting for the next chapter. It is on it's way I SWEAR!
By the way News update is just a short little mini series within this fan fiction where Namine and Noctis (Final Fantasy Versus XIII) interview some of the characters for the school broadcast.
NEWS UPDATE: SUMMER SPECIAL
Namine: Welcome to news update summer special. I am your host Namine
Noctis: and I'm your other host Noctis
Namine: oh please you're only the co-host and you're only here because the authoress is in love with you
Authoress: damn straight
Namine: don't you have a fan fiction to work on?
Authoress: fine oh and Noctis… *waves at Noctis* call me!
Noctis: hahahaha yeah sure….*Eyes shift*
Namine: Now so far in the summer vacation of the infamous exchange students many new characters have been introduced so the authoress gave us a new studio so we can interview the new characters and some of the other characters that were in the first one. Our first guests are Ed and Helga
Ed: What's up?
Helga: hello everyone
Noctis: damn that's one ugly drag queen
Helga: *gives Noctis a death glare*
Noctis: *gulp*
Namine: So Ed? Why haven't you been at school for the past year?
Ed: well I was busy solving cases in Twilight Town. From the case of the missing photos to the girl at the old mansion. Never found out about that girl.
Namine: oh that was me. I just come up to the old mansion and scare people by randomly appearing at the window.
Ed: case solved.
Noctis: I wonder Namine, do you have a life?
Namine: more of a life than you do.
Yuffie: OH SNAP!
Namine: YUFFIE SHUT UP AND FILM!
Yuffie: Fine *sighs*
Ed: why am I here again?
Noctis: we thought that since your sister got to be on this show, you should have a go.
Ed: I've noticed something.
Namine: what is it?
Ed: you've never had any of the demons on your news broadcast.
Namine: ha funny story…
Flash Back
Namine had just started her news broadcast and she was looking for people to interview. She spotted the demon sisters sitting by themselves plotting something. She had no idea about the demon sisters at that time so she walked up to them anyway.
"Hi Scarlet and Neko" Namine waved.
Scarlet gave Namine a cold glare. "What do you want preppy?"
"I was just wondering if you wanted to be interview on our school's broadcast tomorrow night"
"Sorry we can't" Neko said. "We have a meeting with the yakuza"
"YAKUZA?" Namine thought.
"Oh yeah and we also need to collect our new weapons for our weapons basement"
Namine's face was as white as a sheet. "Weapons basement?"
"Oh yeah and we also need to collect ice cream from the gelato family"
Namine's face lightened. "That doesn't sound so bad"
"Well you can't rely on mafia" Scarlet said "Especially the ones that specialise in ice cream"
"okay maybe that isn't so innocent" Namine thought as her face went white again. "Actually you seem pretty busy, I guess I could interview you another time"
End
Namine: And I never did.
Ed: you recorded that?
Noctis: yeah we have cameras all over the school
Ed: talk about lack of privacy.
Noctis: Now Helga, how did you get into the cleaning business?
Helga: well I wanted to do modelling but I didn't get in
Noctis: *mumbling* I'm not surprised
Helga: so I became a maid for the mafia but then I got fired because I smashed too many walls by accident. Fortunately I found work for a weird Chinese family.
Noctis: that's a ….lovely story.
Namine: well that's all we have time for today. Tune in next time for News update.
BZZT
I am going to make more of these soon along with the next chapter so stay tuned for Secret Mission: Summer Vacation. Please review, i mean i know i haven't been updating fast enough but i'd love it if you review
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