Ermahgerd A Berk

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I sighed, and opened the book. It had appeared mysteriously, and according to many, many things in life, this meant I ought to read it.

'At a high school in New Jersey, a girl with curly blonde hair and her best friend, a girl with straight red hair, walk through a hall. These are Maria and Dawn, and they are-'

I stopped reading. Obviously this book was of no help. I threw it on the floor and went back to the kitchen. Dimentio was back, and he and Specter were having a conversation about whether or not people should be allowed to garden. Also, Dimentio was now a human. And his hat was missing. Naturally I assumed the author had taken it. Anyhow, there were more waffles now. Dammit. I still hated waffles.

(they just get better and better)

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