Glitterrude - Shitstorm

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It suddenly rained glitter on Derp. Her reaction was, simply put, "There's glitter on my pancake. This sucks."

Yeah. Priorities much?

Rainbow ran downstairs and looked outside. "SIS, GET THE HELL DOWN HERE, YOUR MIND POWERS MIGHT HAVE KIND OF SORT OF KILLED SOMEONE BY MAKING A CAR FALL ON THEM."

"I DON'T CARE! I'M FABULOUS!"

"...Good enough." She walked back up. "There's still a dead person."

"Idgaf."

"Whatever, dead people are cool."

"What?"

"Nothing." Rainbow walked off to the living room. Suddenly, everything vanished, except for Derp, who was apparently now sitting on a stage with a spotlight shining on her.

Eh, good enough for me.

Perhaps she was just MAGIK.

(Excuse me if nothing makes sense. It's 1 am and my friend asked me to write a chapter about how awesome she is.)

"Well, I AM magic."

"what."

"AND awesome."

"what."

"And totally THE best sister."

"what."

Derp fell out of her chair and her pancake landed on her. "I'M AWESOME!"

Rainbow smiled. "Yes you mother-" sigh, damn you Angela. "-ing are."

I decided not to question why Derp fell asleep.

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