Bella found her self in the jungle; Edward came to her.
Bella: "Oi you fucking slag come here yeah let's jungle fuck. *bella blushes*
Edward:"piss off you cunt!"*he shouted with rage*
Bella: "I will rip off your ballls if u don't cum in this hole" *bella does a backflip to inimidate*
"Ok come on then you slag"*edward rips off his jeans*
Bella: "alrioght then u whore" *bella proceedes to inhale cock*
*edward grips her head in pain as she exhales*
Bella: *bella vacumms his coc so hard it falls off "aw shit bruv innit"
Edward:"you fucking bitch my dick is gone cause of you"*
Bella "I just gave u another hole you cunt" *bella stares at hole*
Edward:"but i wasnt ready to transiton into a women yet"* he stared in concern*
Bella: "Listen yeah ur dildo was fucking disabled anywas it felt like a spongy cock" *bella become the top and snorts coke*
Edward:"its not my fault that my dick is spongy. I never took my viagra!"
Bella: "ok It's not my fault ur 50009000 year old vampire cock can't keep up innit" *Transfo come in the scene"
Transfo:"mommy fam y u doing drugs u whore"
Bella: "shat ap u failed abortion" *yeets child into edwards new hole*
Edward:"bella help me somthing crawled into my hole"
Tranfo: "Aye dad fam u got a tight coochie" *swims in hole*
Edward:"seriously bella i think im giving borth"*screams in agony
Bella: "aw shit" *punches child* "fetus deletus"
Edward:"yes ,you yeetus that fetus"
Bella: "im a lesbo innit now cool yeah"
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Dio's Disabled Adventure (Dio x Bella x Edward x Legoshi x Haru x STD)
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