Q & D

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by GodHasLeftTheChat

by GodHasLeftTheChat

EmMeNiPrime: "Pretend to be dead and jump on the nearest person when everyone's in the room, when they least expect it."

*Golden plays dead*

*Kids walks up to Goldy with his mom* "Look mommy! They made Winnie the Pooh apart of the band!"

*In my head* What did that little dehydrated butthole just call me?

*Golden jumps on top of the boy* "MOMMY, HELP ME! POOH IS CRUSHING MY BONES!"

Mom: "CALL THE POLICE!" *Police is already here*

Golden: "OH SHIT!" *RUNS OUT PIZZERIA AND HIGH-JACKS ONE OF THE PICK-UP TRUCKS*

*While driving off reads the other question*

EmMeNiPrime: "If you could chose from a unicorn that makes pizza whenever and however or and a potato that could impersonate everyone's voice perfectly,
which would you pick?"

Golden Freddy: "I WOULD CLOSE THE IMPERSONATING POTATO BECAUSE THE I COULD STUFF IT INSERT ME AND HAVE A SEXY KIM KARDASHION VOICE!"
*Hears bullets* "Aww.. shit.."