Ask Golden Freddy/Springtrap

Dare

Foxy-ThePirate: "I dare to troll Freddy via text message. :S"

GoldenFreddy: Haha! I'd love to. -starts texting- "Congratulations! You have successfully subscribed to Interesting Facts of the Day! Here is your daily fact: A human's cell replaces themselves over a span of 7 years! To unsubscribe from Interesting Facts, please send UNSUB IFOTD"

Freddy: "UNSUB IFOTD"

Golden Freddy: "Congratulations, you have unsubbed from Interesting Facts of the Day. We will be sorry to see you go! We are currently in a phase of  survey and testing. Would you like to take part in our survey? Say YES or NO."

Freddy: "NO!!!"

Golden Freddy: "You have selected NO PROBLEM! Thank you for your patience! On a scale of 1-10 how would rate our Fun Facts?"

Freddy: "Wot? How do I stop this."

Golden Freddy: "You have successfully subscribed to Ways Of Twerking with keywords WOT. Our current database only has Miley on it. Would you like a tutorial on the Miley way of twerking? Say YES or NO"

Freddy: "NO"

Golden Freddy: "You have successfully subscribed to Naughty Otters! Here is your free daily Otter Picture!" *Otter in a Bikini* To unsubscribe from this service reply NO OTTERS."

Freddy: "NO OTTERS"

Golden Freddy: "You have successfully unsubscribed from Naughty Otters. Would you like to subscribe to Naughty Dogs? Reply YES or NO"

Freddy: "NO"

Golden Freddy: You have selected NO PROBLEM! here is you daily Naughty Dog picture! *picture of a dog cooking*

Freddy: "Dude you got to stop this, I've got a business to run. I can't be checking my phone for sh#t like this"

Golden Freddy: "Thank you! You have keyed in the daily secret, SH#T! As a reward we will be providing you with 80 free Naughty Dog pictures for the next 24 hours!"

Freddy: "If I ever f##king find you I will rip out your throat and ham on your ass..."

Golden Freddy: "Congratulations! You have keyed the keyword ham. Here is a sexy picture of ham!" *Shows bikini lady eating a ham*

Freddy: "F##k you. -_-"