Ask Golden Freddy/Springtrap

O jesus

Okeh answering all deez questions in one chapter -3-

"How is everyone?"

Freddie: meNTaLLy UnSTablE

Goldie: dead ;-;

Springy: IMMA MUTHER FUCCIN ARTEEST

"I dare Goldie to prank everyone"

Goldie: hehehehehe....

Freddie: o dear god..

~1 month later~

Goldie: *pisses in pitcher thts half full of lemonade* I MADE LEMONADE YALL BIACHZ

Freddie: yey *takes a glass and dumps it in the toilet later*

Springy: OI YA *drinks like 5 glasses*

Goldie: o btw I pissed in tht.

Springy: hoLY SHIT

~another month later~

Goldie: Freddie, hunnie~ I makes you coffee~

Freddie: o thnx.. *takes a sip* ....How'd u get this to taste like monkey piss..?

Goldie: I useD UR PANTIES AS A GODDAMN FILTER

Freddie: ....shit...

"Goldie give me a hug"

Goldie: I can't give you a hug... BUT I CAN GIVE U A VIRTUAL HUG *sends 5000 virtual hugs*

"Yo, Spring-San, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you LOVE Goldie-Chan?"

Springy: idK ASK YOOSUNG WHEN MC IS ON SEVEN'S ROUTE T^T

Goldie: He's upset bc I went back to Freddie-Kun

"GOLDIE! WHERE'S THE PEANUT BUTTER"

Goldie: Freddy ate it all.

Freddie: I need some more to make a pbj.

Goldie: there's some nuts in ur mouth. Why don't you just take them out and make some? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Freddie: *shoves a knife down throat* It's not working.

Goldie: *facepalm*

I FINALLY GOT THT DONE GKFBDLFKHKGKDFISHFKDKFJSOJSNL

Next chapter's another update. :P