Ask Golden Freddy/Springtrap

Question 31

IMMORTALSURVIVE: "How were you in school? xD"

Golden Freddy: Well...

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~BACK TO KINDERGARTEN~

Teacher(Vincent): Gold, go to the map and find North America.

Golden Freddy(Young): Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class(the gang): Gold.

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Teacher: Gold, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Golden Freddy: You told me to do it without time tables.

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Teacher: Gold, how do you spell 'crocodile'?

Golden Freddy: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher: No, thats wrong.

Golden Freddy: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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Teacher: Gold, what is the chemical formula for water?

Golden Freddy: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Golden Freddy: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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Teacher: Gold, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Golden Freddy: Me!

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Teacher: Gold, why do you always get so dirty?

Golden Freddy: Well, I'm alot closer to the ground than you are.

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Teacher: Gold, give me a sentence starting with 'I...'

Golden Freddy: I is..

Teacher: No, Gold...... Always say, 'I am..'

Golden Freddy: All right... 'I am the ninth letter in the alphabet.'

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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Gold, do you know why his father didnt punish him?

Golden Freddy: Because George still had the axe in his hand. -_-

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Teacher: Now, Gold, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Golden Freddy: No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Gold, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.  Did you copy this?

Golden Freddy: No, sir. Its the same dog.

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Teacher: Gold, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Golden Freddy: A teacher.

Teacher: *flips desk* F*CK, THIS SHIT–IM BECOMING A STRIPPER! *storms out the room*

Freddy: *slow claps*