Peter meeting Bucky for the uhm, 3rd time(?): Maybe you should wear less black.
Bucky: Maybe you should breathe less air.
Peter: Do you accept Constructive criticism?
Bucky: I only accept Credit or Cash.
Peter sighing: At least you should hear my opinion and reconsider it.
Bucky looking annoyed: Pal, your opinion doesn't pay my bills.
Peter: Well, you're right.
Steve and Sam in the background watching: He finally gave up.
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Peter And Bucky
RandomBasically Parker and Bucky being well,,Parker and Bucky. Crack Shiz AND One-shots! :D