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➵ ♭ʊ† ∂ї∂ ¥◎ʊ ƒ℮℮ℓ Ѧ ﹩℘℮¢їѦℓ ¢◎ηη℮¢†ї◎η?
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чσu hαvє 1 nєw mєѕѕαgє frσm:
*pinecone face 🌲*
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15:39ᏢᎷ
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⇢ pєrcч jαckѕσn
thαlíα grαcє ⇠
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hello my dear cousin, how are you on this fine day?
stop.
why are you texting me?
you never text me
what do you want?
is it not possible I want to have a nice, civilised conversation with my favourite cousin
no
anyway your favourite cousin is hazel
aww you got me
any way down to business, i understand you have been texting a certain ‘wise girl’
how the hell do you know that??
who am I kidding it's you
we're friends
and I saw the texts she can't say no to me.
ugh
do I know her as well?
oooooo
does ickle percy have a crush?
what? no- I was just curious
we've only had one conversation
♭ʊ† ∂ї∂ ¥◎ʊ ƒ℮℮ℓ Ѧ ﹩℘℮¢їѦℓ ¢◎ηη℮¢†ї◎η?
wtf does that even say?
actually I don't want to know
❝but did you feel a special connection❞
what is wrong with those speech marks
you are
you don't make any sense
uno reverse bitch
very mature
ikr, anyehay
anyway*
what if I told you that ~wise girl~ is very single.
I would tell you to go and bother someone else.
that's rude
well you're rude.
you're my least favourite cousin
any you mine
i'm going to go now
to talk to ~wise girl~?
nope
that's a lie, anyway see you at family game night
farewell pinecone face
au revoir seaweed brain
you are impossible
thank you
YOU ARE READING
Number Neighbors ➵ Percabeth
Fanfiction"hєч numвєr nєíghвσr!" ________________________ percy jackson texts his number neighbor. what could possibly go wrong? _______________________________________ high school au _________________ hiatus / discontinued / also very cringe _______________...
