Number Neighbors ➵ Percabeth

➵ ten

➵ is it a ‘relationship’ problem or ‘the body won't fit inside my car’ problem.

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*piper mcqueen 👾*
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piper I have a problem and I would like it to go away.

well you have come to the right place. here at ‘piper's advise’ we have been solving people's problems for years because her friends are just too darn impossible.

this problem you speak of is it a ‘relationship’ problem or ‘the body won't fit inside my car’ problem.

definitely not the second one

it never is 😔

although it will be in a minute if you don't help me.

jeez chill
what's your problem?

remember my number neighbor? well I just found out who he is irl

omgs who

percy jackson

are you sure??

yeah.
they both call thalia pinecone face,
they both have the same dog, they're both on the swim team.
and just about another million things.

wow

you're not helping

why don't you tell percy you're the girl he's texting?

because he hates me

... and I told him some really personal stuff about me and I'm worried he'll tell everyone.

wait what did you tell him?

i had a nightmare and i asked him to distract me. idk why I texted him of all people we've only talked a couple of times  but it just felt right I guess

ok number 1 Percy doesn't hate you.

yes he does. whenever he sees me he runs away or if he stays he just freezes up and goes really red like he wants to punch me.

have you considered the possibility that he maybe might have a huge crush on you. and that everybody except your oblivious ass knows it.

that's stupid.

is it?

yes

anyway number two. percy's a good guy in sure he won't tell anyone even if he doesn't like you (which he does)

well I guess that's something
but I still don't know what to do

I need helpppp

i'll tell you what you're going to go.
one) tell Percy you're the person he's been texting
two) you're going to confess that you like him
three) you are going to get married by the beach and have adorable children who love their godmother piper because she tells them embarrassing stories about their parents.

wait
i know what I'm going to do
one) delete everything you just said.

you are NOT going to ignore his texts

i'm going to ignore his texts

i-

i literally can it deal with you

no but this could work!
this way he doesn't have to talk to me and I can get over this stupid crush.

how can you be simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person i have ever met???

excuse??? me??? I'm a genius

not in the maters of the heart

look who's talking. you talked about nothing but jason for an entire year before you finally asked him out.

and look how happy I am now.

i'm still going to ignore him

annabeth no

annabeth yes

nothing I say is going to change your mind is it?

nope!

great :/