The many names of Calum

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I'm going to a party so I just wanted to try my best and leave knowing I hopefully made people smiling♡

What do you call Calum when he's in the ghetto?
Calum in-da-Hood

What do you call Calum when he's in a cult?
Calum brother-Hood

Who should take your virginity?
Calum should

Hopefully you laughed at at least one of these. Bye✌️💕

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