Faint Memories {G! Sans X Reader}

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢

'Shopping For The Torpedo And Bird'

"Oh come on!" G whined, searching his pockets, I smiled widely knowing exactly what he was looking for. How I knew? Well, because it was nicely tucked in my pant pocket, stopping myself from laughing was starting to get hard!

The breeze was wet, and the air smelled of smoke and lavender. The one place in the city that smelled completely of lavender was near, a little store with furnishings and nick nacks, kinda strangely odd. Although wonderfully friendly and affordable! Walking in through glass doors with wood rimmed ends, the little bell at the door was good painted. "The hell you find this place?" G asks looking around, I grasp my heart and gasp loudly, "WHAAT? This place is AMAZING you UNCULTURED old bone!"
"Oh, I see your back little lady" turning our heads to the cashier, his name tag read JJ. "JJ! Buddy O'pal!" I exclaim raising my arms up in the air. G raises a brow but shrugs and starts walking down an aisle, leaving me to talk to JJ. He waves me over to talk with a friendly smile. "So what's new?" He lazily asks starting to count money, I take a breath. "Well first! I RAN OUT OF MILK! Then as I went to the store I accidentally flung milk into the air and it spiraled out of control and hit someone on the head and kinda soaked them but then as I was kinda running away I found this kid being bullied by meanies and I scared them by running towards them like a ware wolf maybe growling too but then I helped her find her guardian which was a literal walking bag of tall! Smoking! Insulting! Lazy! Stupidly hot! Bad boy! Bag of bones!" I take another breath not letting JJ ask any questions, "then we insulted each other and then-!" "Did you say stupidly hot?" He chuckles banging his hand on the counter. I whine and pull at my hair, "JJ doooooon't!" He just laughs harder at my childish behavior. He reaches over and pats my head. "Aw Y/N! Yer too cute kid!" I pout and hold my breath.
SLAM!
"EEK!" I jump at the sudden sound of-....G?! Son of a-! "I'd like to buy this" he just states unfazed. "What the heck G?! You almost gave me a HEART ATTACK!" I clench the cloth over my heart once again. He quickly side glances at me, is he irritated? What? Why? "Of course Sir, 18.60$, will that be all?" G just nods and gives JJ the money. "Come again!" JJ sends us off, we walk for a little bit, "O-KAY so what was that?" "What was what?"I glare at him for such a stupid response. He sighs, and reaches into his pocket, realizing again he doesn't have his cigs. Okay now I feel bad for taking and hiding them..I sigh. "Okay, hay G?" He turns to me slowly, why are his cigs as important to him as much as fruit to pac man?? "Lets play a game!" He just stares at me, "just hear me out! It's called a trust game, I'll tie my scarf around my eyes, and I'll let you guide me to WHATEVER store you'd like" I reach into my bag and pull out my scarf. He takes his chin into his hands like he's thinking, "awww come on! You could run me into a pole too~!" I sing song the last part. He slightly smiles and snatched the scarf from my hands and starts tying it around my head. Okay, now I'm blind with an idiot as my guide. GREAT. The only thing in my view is bleak darkness, two boney hands take my shoulder and pushes me forward. "Uh G pleeeease don't run me into a pole? Please?" Walking forward fearlessly is easier said then done!
"Aw come on twirlzy~ you can trust me!"
"Ohhhh I kinda doubt that!"
He chuckles and continues to push me ahead the concrete side walk, Atleast I think we are still on the side walk?

"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"NO"
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G Whispers "...finally.."
"ARE WE THERE YET?"
"SON OFA GOAT! WOMAN I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE GET THERE!"
"Tch"
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"Are we-"
"NO"
I sigh loudly, blindly walking forward still. 'Why the heck is it taking so long to take me somewhere?' I groan and whine until we get there. "Geez woman! We are here!" "FINALLY!" I exclaim rushing to take my blind fold off, "ah ah ah! Nope! Not yet Twirlzy" I could HEAR the smirk on his lips! "What why?" The only response I recieved was a gentle push forward, G's hands grabbed mine and guided them to what I can only guess was a handle. His hand was still on mine when I gripped the handle, then I pushed forward while walking forward.
FWACK!
"OWWWWW!" I hold my forehead in pain and stumble back into G, who started howling in laughter. "SON OF BISCUITS AND GRAVY!" We both fall down, stumbling into the street? I guess we were close, cause we both landed in the street. I heard an ear splitting honk of a car horn to my right, I went to grab the street ground to hoist myself up but instead I grabbed G's leg and instantly let go. All of this happened within seconds and I don't think we could spare one more; So I prepared myself for the collision.
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Although nothing came. "T-The heck?!" A foreign new hand was around waist, "G?" 'I rip off my blind fold, his arms were around my waist, he seemed tense. Looking around my environment we were inside a mechanic/Dinner, and sitting in a booth. "Are you okay?" G gazes down at me with a smirk on his face, "ya teleported didn't ya?" "Yep!" I sighed "why the heck did we stumble back? Was the door locked?" I looked up over my shoulder at him. "Pfft, Twirlzy it's pull not push!" He started laughing again, his rib cage tumbled against my back. Only now do I realize how completely AWKWARD of a position ik in. I was facing forward sitting on his lap, with his arms wrapped around my waist. I crawled over him and into a seat of my own dusting myself off repeating the word "ew". G made an over exaggerated gasp turning away and muttering "offensive!" Under his breath, looking around this place wasn't particularly...'popular'.
"Must I ask why you brought me here against my will?," I questioned.
"What? 'Against my will' my ass! You told me I could! Repeatedly!" "Okay! Okay! I knowwww~ but why are we here bag Of bones?" He tched at me and leaned back into the seat's red cushions. "Cause it's Grillby's 'rival' restaurant" I cocked a brow looking around. 'Doesn't look so good to me..' "Well it's not famous for its food, it's famous for its automobiles!" G pointed to a door in the back, 'huh..sketchy'
"uh G are you SURE we should go back there?"
"Aw, scared Twirlzy?" G and I got up and walked towards the back door. 'Red flags, red lags! This is definitely a bunch of rad flags!' G grabs the back door's handle, 'DO SOMETHING' G swings the lack luster door open.

"Oh you gotta be kiddin me.."

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