Some Short Stories

The Tooth Renet

Tmnt2012
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  'Sup dudes, I'm Michelangelo. And you gotta believe me one this,you HAVE TO!!! Cuz I swear this is entirely real, even though Donnie says it isn't.
  So yesterday, one of my teeth fell out, and I told it to my bros.I also said that I'm gonna put it under my pillow and see what happens. And Donnie and Raph laughed.
  "You really think the tooth fairy exists? You do that it is just a fairy tale right?" Donnie said.
  "Only an IDIOT would think that it exists!" Raph snickered.
  "Guys, guys calm down!" Leo told his bros. "And knowing you, Mikey, you are free to believe in almost anything that you like." Leo said while rubbing my head.
  I then blew a long raspberry to them, and Donnie and Raph groaned.
  At night I put the fallen-out turtle teeth under my soft pillow and fell asleep.
  Zzz...
  After awhile with weary eyes, I woke up to a voice. It was the Tooth Fairy! She had gosammer wings and pale skin in a light blue leotard? Well at least that's what I think they were called. I dunno why but she really looks like Renet but with different clothes. She was also very pretty too, like Renet.
  "Hello Michelangelo! I am the Tooth Fairy!" The fairy said.
  Holy Mother Of Mutations! Donnie and Raph were totally wrong!
  "I am here for your teeth!" She said. "Which I collected. Look under your pillow!"
  I then look under my pillow. My tooth was gone!
  "Michelangelo? Do you want to talk?" The Tooth Fairy said."
  "Well duh! What do ya want to talk about?" I said.
  "Hmm... Why don't I tell you why do I collect teeth!"
  "Sounds great! Let's hear it!"
  " Well, first, I work for Toothy Inc and it's a construction company." The Tooth Fairy matter-o-factly said.
  "Wow so my teeth are gonna be used to make a statue of some sort?" I said in awe.
  "Yep! Totally! We have to decorate the town after all! It looks SOOOO drab with all of those white marble pillars. That's so uhhh-freakin' cliche!'
  "Pretty true, Dr. Historystein M.D. says so."
  "You see, collectors like me are the fairies who collect teeth so that we could build some cottages and stuff."
  "Oh, so that's why people draw them differently! They each saw a different collector!"
  "Yep! That's right!" The tooth fairy said. "Then there are the Builders who build those cottages or whatever. There's also these people who scan for teeth under pillows so that we can find them. They're called Scanners."
  "Woah woah, how do they do that stuff?" I ask.
  "Well you know those well-known pillow brands such as Silkie, Sleepyhorse , WellSleep?'
  "Yeah."
  "We own those companies."The fairy confessed. "And pretty much every pillow company too."
  I then counted hmy six fingers and his six toes. "Woah, that's a lot. So do you sprinkle some fairy dust on them or something?"
  "Yeah, but it's a special kind. They're from the Purple Gem Mines and you have to find the yellow ones. The people who harvest them are called the Geminers. You know, a portmanteau of the words gem and miners? Our Researchers, which are basically scientists, are now attempting to make synthetic Blue Gems and are progressing, which is nice."
  "Sounds like my bro Donnie. He's a science dude. He makes lots 'n' lots of stuff." I said.
  "Haha, reminds me of a show. It's called Bill Nye the Science Guy. Your bro should like it." The fairy laughed. "Oh and hey, is he Donatello? Y'know, like 15, pretty tall and has light green skin. I think I saw him on the list for people, or turtle in your case, who have diastema."
  "Woah you know Donnie?"
  "Not really. I just read stuff about him. He has this 6-foot bo."
  "Woah, you know everything." I said.
  "We kinda look in people's personal profiles that we made sometimes.One of my friends does this kinda of stuff. She's a reader by the way."
  A voice that came out of the blue then appeared.
  "Yuki! come back here!" Said a booming voice.
  "Ooh, looks like I got to go! Bye Mikey!"
  "Bye Yuki the Tooth Fairy!" I waved. And then she disappeared.
  In the next morning, I woke up and put my orange bandanna on, happily hopped out of bed and went into the kitchen.
  "Good morning, my bros! Guess who the heck I saw yesterday?" I said. My bros, at the kitchen table eating breakfast said " Who?"
  "Huh? The Tooth Fairy?" Raph snickered.
  "Well DUH! Who else?"
  "You do realise that one of us could do into your room and check on you, right?Donnie said while wearily sipping his mug of coffee. "Ah, a cup of coffee always feels so good in the morning..." he murmured.
  "Shut it Donnie!" I said. "You guys aren't girls!"
  "So you really saw the tooth fairy?" Raph said with a uncertain tone.
  "For the the last time, YES!" Mimicking Raph's voice in a high pitch.
  Raph grumbled." Why don't we hear his story?" Leo calmly said, after sipping his green tea. And then my bros all agreed, so, I told them what happened, including all the stuff that she said about Toothy Inc, Blue Gems in Purple Gem mine and how are they trying to make sinthetic Blue Gems... Oh and also the dyastema Donnie part. And the fact that she knows him fights with a bo staff.
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  Hi, Leonardo here, and I'm going to say what ACTUALLY happened to Mikey.
Sooo... Since I didn't want Mikey to feel sad about the tooth fairy not existing-because he made a big fuss when he found out leprechauns didn't exist. So, I managed to contact Renet to tell her to dress up in a fairy costume and talk to him and make him believe that she was the tooth fairy just to make him happier, after I used ninja stealth to take away Mikey's tooth so that the story seemed genuine of course. And luckily enough, it actually worked!

The End.