3rd Pov-------- General Isen Walks To Wolf. General Isen:Who the fuck are you! Wolf:Wolf Tiro Sir! General Isen:Why the fuck you here. Wolf:To Help Mankind Sir. General Isen:Thats bullshit.Look At You I know you play with dolls. Wolf:Well Only To Make Human Sacrifices Sir! General Isen:Shut Up Fuck Nugget! General Isen Turns Wolf Around And Points To Grassland. General Isen:One Two One Two! General Isen looks at a man. General Isen:Who You! ???:Tommi Raij! General Isen:Why Are You So Fucking Happy! Tommi:I can not wait to become a soldier and serve the king! General Isen:Do You Know Why My Eyes are so sunken in private? Tommi:No Sir. General Isen:It Is because i once cumed in a man ass so hard. That my body pressure CAVED! and the force of gravity shot my eyeballs way onto the back of my head.Now! Do you have a problem with homosexuals? Tommi:W-what? General Isen:I SAID DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HOMOSEXUALS? Tommi:No Sir. General Isen:Well I Do! Drop And Give Me 100! Faggot! Tommi Then Frowns. General Then Looks at another man. Isen:What about you horseface. ???:I Want To live cool. and serve the military. Isen:HEADBUTT! Isen headbutts the man to the ground. ???:Ark!W-what what the fuck. Isen:Let me tell you private.YOU DO NOT NOT HAVE TIME TO THINK! SO THE NEXT TIME I YELL HEADBUTT! YOU HAUL ASS! NOW WHO ARE YOU! ???:Axe. Axe:
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A Girl Eats A Potato . Girl:....Munch.......Munch........ Isen:......... Hiro:....... Everyone:........... Isen:HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!SOLDIER WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION! Girl:I-i i was hungry. Isen:Dear God I Really Hope You Don't Have Sex. The Thought of you having kids MAKE ME SICK! Girl:*Laugh* Don't be silly. Everyone knows you can't control babies. Isen looks at her like she is a dumbass motherfucker. Girl:The Storks will decide whether you get one or not. Isen:SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! YOU DUMB BITCH! I do believe that you are the dumbest sack of shit i have ever seen in my life and i have LIVED goddamnit. Soldier. What is your name? Girl: Eren, Sir. Eren:
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Isen:Eren? That Sounds like a whores name. Are you a whore Eren? Eren:........ Isen:DO YOU SUCKS DICK FOR MONEY! Eren:No, Sir. Isen:Good! Now I Hate Your- Eren:*Bites The Potato*. Isen Gets in her face. Isen: Stop eating the potato goddamnit! Now i hate your name Eren, just as much as i hate you For now on your name is Pile. Is that understood Soldier Pile? Eren:Yes, Sir. One Thing Sir? Isen:............ Eren brakes a piece of her potato. Eren:If i share this with you will you tell me where babies come from? Isen:..................... A/n:Oh my god you dumb bitch. Timeskip:Sun Down/6 Hours Later. Location:Living Houses. Hiro Pov. ---------------
