Gabriel's Adventures in Quarantine

Baby turned Barbie

I've always loved messing with Dean, but now that our mutual hatred has grown even stronger I love it even more. I wish I'd done more to him, but I didn't feel like getting beaten up so I just pulled three pranks on him. Between all my pranks today I was able to mess with all five of his favorite things. That list as far as I can tell goes as follows. 1. His car 2. Castiel 3. Beer 4. Pie and last, but not least 5. Sammy. Even though I could have done way more, I was still hitting him where it hurts.

My main prank was turning his car into Barbie's dream vehicle. Pink on pink on my pink on pink.

Once Dean set his eyes on his car he let out a primal scream and rushed over to it to inspect the damage. "MY BABY! What the fuck did you do to her, you son of a bitch!"

I used Cas as a human shield because Dean loves him even if he won't admit it and that way I can still see Sam's reactions. I leaned out from behind him and said, "I just made you and Cas match."

"Well change her back, asshole!"

"Don't get you panties in a twist, Dean-o. You're car will be good as new after midnight. Kind of a Cinderella situation."

Dean stormed out of the garage muttering about needing a beer. I followed him at a safe distance so that I could see when he took a swig and got flat root beer instead. When I reached the kitchen I was psyched to see that Dean had grabbed a slice of the pie I prepared. This was about to be the most disappointing meal of his life. The pie was just another illusion that would reset itself every time someone would try to take a bite.

He went for the 'beer' first, took a drink and instantly spit it back out. "What the hell? There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me, Gabriel?"

"It's just root beer," I reassured. Dean looked at me warily, and pushed the bottle away from himself. He went to take his first bite of his pie and was met with an empty fork. He tried again and got the same result. It took him three failed bites to realize that the lack of pie in his hole was thanks to me.

Once he realized though he sprinted at me, waving his fork threateningly. If Sam hadn't stepped in to protect me I have no doubt that Dean would have stabbed me and he wouldn't have felt bad about it. Sam, my knight in shining armor had saved me life. It wasn't the first time and it probably won't be the last time that I owe him my life.

Sam talked Dean down while I hid out in my room to deal with my near death experience. A couple hours later Sam came to check on me. He also brought me a grilled cheese. He told me that Cas was trying to comfort Dean and that he was done dealing with their longing looks so he came to hang out with me. We chatted for so long that I can't remember everything we talked about, but today was one of the best I've had in a long while.