[TRANS] 130920 - Bangtan 100th Day Chatting Event ~ Rap Monster
Rap Monster: Oh. Wow. Hello.
Rap Monster: Everyone, it's already been 100 days since we've been against school and society. And 100 days since we've started looking for happiness.
Rap Monster: The most important thing is that it's been 9 days since my birthday.
Rap Monster: Hello, everyone.
Rap Monster: What is everyone doing? It's Chuseok.
(Fans: Thinking of oppa / Chatting you / Eating shrimp / Eating songpyeon / My hands are sweating)
Rap Monster: Wow, there's a wide variety of answers...
Rap Monster: I'm looking for happiness..by breaking through the suppression and prejudice in this world and am escaping..
Rap Monster: Do you want to come with me? ㅎㅎ
Rap Monster: ㅎㅎ the sound of hot water exploding from Onsu* Station ㅎㅎ
* Onsu = hot water + also the name of a subway station in Seoul.
Rap Monster: Hehe what should I be saying..
Rap Monster: Everyone! A long time ago, when a baby reached its 100th day, people would celebrate and pray for him or her to grow up healthily...but I don't know what they say these days. Anyways.
Rap Monster: If a bear wants to become a human, they have to eat mugwort and garlic for 100 days*. So..but instead of mugwort and garlic..I broke through the suppression and prejudice and to protect profound meanings..anyways.
Rap Monster: Everyone, we must find happiness! We can't forgive schools!! Hey you, what's your dream?
* A Korean legend.
Rap Monster: Everyone, where are you right now?
(Fans: Home / Grandmother's house)
Rap Monster: Oh right, it's Chuseok. I'm..at the office. I want to go home cries ㅠㅠ
Rap Monster: Question time? Ask me questions. Come at me.
Fan: Oppa, what's your typing speed?
Rap Monster: My typing speed
Rap Monster: Is a 1,000 characters per minute. It really is. It's gotten lower now, but it used to be 1,000 characters/minute for Korean and 600 characters/minute for English.
Rap Monster: Everyone keeps asking me to say puns whenever they see me but
Rap Monster: Are you all baristas?* Is this a cafe? ㅠㅠ Oh right. This is a (fan)cafe..
Rap Monster: Everyone, you're all my baristas ㅎㅎ?
* 드립 (pronounced "drip") is the shortened version of ad-lib, but in Korean, it's basically the same as a pun.
Fan: Oppa, which community (site) does Netizen Kim go on most!!!?!!
Rap Monster: Community (site)? Hehe I'm not telling you ㅋ
Rap Monster: I go on most sites. Kimtizen. I remember a lot of our fans' usernames, also.
Rap Monster: People who come to our fan signings are always surprised by my memory. I can remember how many times they've come. Shaman Kim.
Fan: Oppa, do you have any dreams that you've had recently that you remember?
Rap Monster: A recent memorable dream? Hey you, what's your dream..
Rap Monster: Wow..I'm sorry.
Fan: Oppa, do you remember the ARMY that made a fan song for you?
Rap Monster: I listen to all fan songs. I also watch all the videos ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I also read all the mentions we get.
(Fans: Do you read all your fan letters? / Oppa, what do you think about younger fans? / What kind of meat did you eat yesterday?)
Rap Monster: Oh..what should I answer first..hehe. This is chaos.
Fan: Oppa, what are your standards for the songs you recommend [on Twitter]?
Rap Monster: My standards? Ah..I just look through my iPod, pick a random song and think "Ah..this one is good for today.."
(Fans: Oppa, please just pick one person's question / Everyone, calm down / Calm down, calm down!!! / Please calm down)
Rap Monster: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Calm down ㅋㅋㅋ I like it, you all have some calmness in you. I'm okay. I'm really not crying. It's the first time I've been confused. You've all been affected by my puns after being with me for 100 days.
Fan: Who do you admire most?
Rap Monster: Who do I admire most? All of you? ㅎ Hehe ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Rap Monster: These days I really want to eat meat..meat..meat..meat..
Rap Monster: I want shank meat, beef ribs and bottom sirloin steak ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Fan: Oppa, what do you eat to maintain such a good figure?
Rap Monster: Just..starving is the best. I don't know if I should be saying this to our fans, but starving is really the best. Don't do anything weird and just starve.
Rap Monster: Everyone, isn't it nice that I'm promoting without sunglasses? I didn't know I had eyes. That day when I went on stage at M! Countdown..ah..the light.
Rap Monster: The company staff worry too much about my eyesight. My eyesight isn't that good, you see. That's why they made me wear sunglasses. But my eyesight is getting worse these days, so it's kinda good.
(Fans: Oh no ㅠㅠ / Why is your eyesight getting worse? ㅠㅠㅠㅠ)
Rap Monster: What? I'm just kidding ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Rap Monster: Ah, what should I say! Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: How old is Rap Mon?
Rap Monster: Rap Mon is my dog.
Rap Monster: If you want to be happy
Rap Monster: Everybody say NO
Rap Monster: Let's break through the suppression and prejudice!
Rap Monster: Everyone, you know I'm really thankful all the time, right? ㅠㅠ Always ㅠㅠ This is so sudden so I don't know how to explain but I always love you all. I like that you're all so fierce.
Rap Monster: I'm actually a really fast typer but I'm being careful right now because I'm scared that something weird might come out of my pocketful of puns.
Rap Monster: Ah, I just used a period after my sentence and thought it was Jeongguk who was writing ㅋ
Rap Monster: Call me oppa.
Rap Monster: Jeongguk. Scale is nationwide.
Fan: Oppa, I want to become a singer. Can you give me some advice???ㅜㅜ
Rap Monster: Some advice for someone who wants to become a singer. This doesn't apply to only those who want to become a singer, but everyone: don't be lonely just because you're choosing a path unrelated to education. Everything will work out if you just try hard. The most applicable thing I've ever heard is this: "If you try anything for 10 years, it'll always work out in the end."
Rap Monster: I've only rapped for 7 years, so I've got to try for 3 more. If I try for 3 more years, I'll be able to see if this works out or not. So no matter if you choose an education-related career or not, don't lose hope.
Rap Monster: Let's just try for 10 years and then see if we need to give up or not. (Jeongguk tone)
Fan: Oppa, how do I become prettier?
Rap Monster: To become prettier, you must first buy a pink mirror. Then, look in the mirror and think "What an attractive person ㅋ" (Jin tone) "So handsome."
Fan: Oppa, what will you do if you win the rookie award?
Rap Monster: I'll eat mugwort and garlic and become a human. From monster to Rap Human. Rap Person. Hm, Rap Person sounds good.
Rap Monster: rapperson wow hiphop
Rap Monster: Do I like things if they're pretty? Yes. (Jeongguk tone) I like everything that's pretty.
Rap Monster: Just kidding. If you yell out NO, you'll all become happier, prettier, grow taller and -
Fan: So you don't like ugly people?
Rap Monster: No.
Fan: Oppa, how tall is your ideal type?
Rap Monster: What do I think of short girls? Height doesn't matter. I'm telling you ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ^^ (skips)
Rap Monster: Just kidding. If you're an ARMY, you've already passed the first round. (claps) (claps for self)
Rap Monster: Don't forget to buy a pink mirror. I think I should give up on Bangtan and should sell pink mirrors. They'd sell really well.
Fan: Oppa, you're handsome.
Rap Monster: I'm handsome. Yes, I'm handsome ㅎ
Fan: What did you do on Chuseok day?
Rap Monster: On Chuseok..hmm, what did I do..I edited some photos..thought about Twitter..thought of some Kim-puns..mom ㅠㅠ It's so hard to make a living.
Fan: What do you think is the real ranking of Bangtan?
Rap Monster: Bangtan ranking? Everybody is 7th except for me. Leader Mon on top. I'm giving Jeongguk a lot of love. Suga hyung is just salt. Salty like salt. Jim*...Jimin is just luggage. Taehyung can't do anything** Jin is just a pink princess..Jeongguk is just..ㅎㅎ Jeongguk is just a sweet pumpkin*** You can eat him, yumyum.
Rap Monster: So between Pink Princess, Sweet Pumpkin, Luggage, Can't-Do-Anything-Taehyung, and Salt, who has the most charms? Ah, it's hard to pick if you ask me this kind of question so suddenly..ㅎㅎ
* 짐 (Jim) = shortened version of Jimin and can also mean luggage/extra weight.
** 태형 (Taehyung) = sounds similar to 해용, which is the cuter way of writing "can do" Rap Monster said "못태형", which is a play on V's name and means "can't do anything"
*** Fans say that Jeongguk has a 단호 (flat) personality. 단호박 means sweet pumpkin, so Rap Monster made a pun out of that.
Rap Monster: I'm the cutest member.
Fan: Rank the members based on their looks!
Rap Monster: Why do you keep asking me to rank everyone based on looks? Everyone is obviously 7th - except for me.
Rap Monster: Everyone, when you go into another member's chatting room later on, please don't tell on me. (honestly scared)
Rap Monster: When I go to Jeju Island, I want to ride J-Horse instead of a pony! Come here, Hoseok-ah. Neighs. Hope-neigh.
Rap Monster: Wait, someone uploaded a photo of me chatting right now? Oh my god. But I'm wearing a shirt that says Leader Mon right now. Apparently a fan gave it to me. Oh my god. It would've been nicer if it said God of Destruction.
Rap Monster: I would wear it around [in public] if it said only Leader Mon, but it says "Property of My Loves" on the back. So it's a bit....ㅋ
Rap Monster: I'm going now ㅎㅎ Bye bye! I love youehehhehhe
Rap Monster: Bangtan's ARMYs. 100 days. It's funny, isn't it? Let's all just give up after 10 years. (Jeongguk tone) Bye bye!!
Credits: @itsjungkook
