[TRANS] 130920 - Bangtan 100th Day Chatting Event ~ Suga
Suga: Euhaha hello. What day is it today?
(Fans: 100th day!)
Suga: Yes, it's our 100th day~ It's been 100 days since Bangtan entered the world, I think? Euhaha
Suga: It's Chuseok and also Bangtan's 100th day, what are you all doing
Suga: Have you all eaten?
Suga: In celebration of our 100th day, I'll answer some questions eungkyakya
Fan: Oppa, do you read the letters on the fancafe?
Suga: 1, I always read letters on the fancafe ㅎㅎ
Fan: Suga oppa, can you fit coins into your nostrils?
Suga: 2, I can't fit coins into my nostrils
Fan: Oppa, can you rank the members based on looks?
Suga: 3, Of course Suga-nim is first in team ranking
Fan: Do you read all the letters you get????? Please answer ㅠㅠㅜㅜㅠㅜㅜㅠ
Suga: 4, I also read all the letters we get ㅎㅎ
Fan: Do you check mentions frequently?
Suga: 5, I read all our mentions ㅎ
Fan: Oppa, I think you would've been very pretty if you were born a girl
Suga: 6, If I were born a girl I wouldn't have been able to join Bangtan
Fan: Oppa, then can you fit coins on your eyes?
Suga: 7, I can't fit coins on my eyes
Suga: I've been alive for 8,7500 days..this moment is very moving. I'll continue to be a hardworking Suga.
Fan: What will you do if you win a rookie award? Make a promise!!!
Suga: If we win a rookie award..hm...if we win a rookie award..hm..if we win a rookie award, what should we do? I'm thinking hard about it.
Fan: Oppa, why do you take your selcas with a silent camera?*
Suga: Oh my god, how did you know I take selcas with a silent camera. Oh my god. That's scary.
* In Korea, the cameras on all phones make a clicking sound, whether it's on mute or not. You have to download a separate silent camera app to take photos without a clicking sound.
Fan: How are your cuticles* these days?
Suga: I'm trying to collect my cuticles but it's not working out as well as I hoped.
* Look here: http://bts-trans.tumblr.com/post/60638366849 *
Fan: What is your ideal type?
Suga: My ideal type? ARMYs.
Fan: When will you update 슈가의 시선 (Suga's Eyes)?
Suga: I'm not updating 슈가의 시선 these days ㅠㅠ When will I get the chance to update..I'm not able to take a lot of photos these days because I don't have a camera right now. There's a new model out now, so I'm waiting to buy that.
Fan: Oppa, do you really not take care of your skin? Be honest!
Suga: I really don't take care of my skin.
Fan: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Suga oppa, I'm really curious about this but do the [Bangtan] oppas epilate their leg hairs?
Suga: Why are you asking me about leg hair epilation ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Fan: Oppa, why are you so white
Suga: I'm white for no reason at all
Fan: Flat
Suga: But what would happen if Suga was flat*
* Referencing to the first line of The Rise of Bangtan
Suga: I haven't eaten dinner yet, what should I eat. I'll be thankful if someone suggests me a meal.
(Fans: Meat / chicken / pig trotters / duck meat / husband)
Suga: Euha I can't see anything because everyone's typing too fast ㅋ
Suga: Will the person who suggested husband please leave this chat room ^^
Suga: It's our 100th day. Thank you to everyone who congratulated us.
Fan: Oppa, if you were tanned, what would your name be?
Suga: If I had tan skin, I'd be called Black Suga
Suga: 끝판왕 (King of the Last Round) is a conspiracy by the producers. It's a trick by them. A trick to kill me.
Suga: I use whatever shampoo is rolling around [the bathroom]. I'm not as exhaustive as you guys may think. I'm good at cleaning myself, though ㅋ
Fan: Oppa, what cologne do you use?
Suga: I use Ferrari Blue.
Fan: Oppa, you're going to live with your bandana forever
Suga: I'll marry my bandana
Fan: Oppa, I look like you
Suga: If you look like me, congratulations. It must be hard to live life looking like me..??
Suga: I read everything in TO.BTS. ARMYs are love, I like all of you ㅋ
Suga: I'm preparing a mixtape euhaha I'm using the beats I couldn't use in the album and might use some Choongchung-do satoori. I'm getting the hang of Seoul satoori now. Pyotoori*
Suga: I heard that all you have to do [to speak in a Seoul accent] is to raise your voice at the end?**
* Standard language = 표준어 (pyo-joon-uh) - Suga combined "표준어" and 사투리 (satoori) together.
** Reference to this Gag Concert corner.
Suga: Everyone, it's our 100th day today so let's talk about that, shall we? What's your most memorable day [with us] from the past 100 days?? ㅎㅎ
Suga: When my hat flew off while I was on stage, I was like "Ah..." inside my head. From that day on, we tripled the amount of hair clips on my hat so it wouldn't fly off again.
Fan: Nosebleed
Suga: Those who have a nosebleed, please go get treated right now.
Suga: Everyone, you must follow my instructions haha I can't stop chatting with 99 other people just because of one person ㅠㅠ
Fan: Has Bangtan ever done any arm-wrestling competitions?
Suga: We haven't done any arm-wrestling, but I'm first in foot-wrestling.
Suga: ARMYs who dream of becoming a singer!! If you try hard, you'll achieve your dreams!!
Suga: To the ARMYs who said they want to marry me. I'm going to send you to military prison.
Suga: Everyone, was the chatting event fun? Suga's crying because it's our 100th day. Just a second, I'll wipe my tears first..crying.
Suga: Thank you so much for congratulating us on our 100th day ㅎ Let's be together on our 1,000th and even our 10,000th day~~ I love you. Kisskisskissㅋㅋㅋ I love you. See you next time~~~!!!
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