Threesome Man changed their own name to Stapy
Stapy: I'm feeling sad rn :(
Bell: Stapy it's 2 am go to
Stapy: Lmao why tf are you up telling me what to do
Stapy: Bitch
Eraser: Stapy I feel your pain
Eraser: I tried asking out Pen but he said he likes someone else
Stapy: Woah, I'm sorry man
Eraser: Yeah, but I like to tell myself that there are plenty of fish in the sea
Marker: Wtf we aren't fish??
Bell: Marker you dumbass it's a figurative expression
Marker: Aw man I wanted to be a fish
Puffball: Maybe tranquilizing Fries again will cheer you up
Puffball: Besides literally none of us care enough about him to stop you
Stapy: Nah, it's getting kinda stale now
Fries: Look Stapy I'm sorry
Stapy: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU'RE SORRY YOU RUINED MY FRIENDSHIP OF 10 YEARS
Stapy: You know what
Stapy: I'm done with my pity party
Fries: What you mean by that
Stapy: I'm revealing a secret of yours that should've been revealed long beforehand
Fries: Wait shit stop him guys
Bell: Sorry fries you cooked yourself
Stapy: FRIES WANTS PUFFBALL AS HIS WIFE!!!
Fries: Fuck you too Stapy
Stapy: Lmao you can fuck puffball all u want but stay the hell away from me thanks tho
Fries: Stapy you know that's not what I meant
Puffball: Fries
Fries: Um yeah
Puffball: If you didn't do that thing to Stapy I probably would've said yes
Puffball: But now I feel insecure talking to you
Fries: So you're rejecting me?
Puffball: No shit???
Eraser: Well, what's the point of this chat now that Stapy and Fries are already dead
Stapy: Anyone else have any feelings for someone
Stapy: Bell? Yellow Face?
Bell: Ok I'll admit I used to have a thing for Taco
Bell: But after a while she got pretty fucking annoying so I'm not interested in her
Foldy: Hey Stapy?
Stapy: What
Marker: We're sorry for making you upset. Me and marker talked about it and we both are good to talk with you still. We want to keep our relationship platonic
Stapy: We can still be friends then?
Foldy: Of course!
Marker: Yes!
Stapy: Thanks for understanding.
Stapy: Also question Foldy
Foldy: What
Stapy: You said you're a lesbian
Stapy: Who is it that you like
Foldy: Uh
Foldy: That's for another day
Foldy: Imma get some sleep and tomorrow me and Marker are gonna help Death PACT get Tree and Pen together
Marker: Any of you are welcome to help
Fries: Uh hell no
Stapy: Ironic that the person who said no was the one who felt like exposing my feelings
Stapy: Anyway fuck yeah I'm down
Bell: Sorry no I have plans tomorrow
Eraser: Wait this is weird now
Eraser: I guess Pen rejected me in favor of Tree
Foldy: Yeah sorry eraser but tree is just
Foldy: Not ugly like you are ig
Eraser: :<
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All names are back to normal again
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BFB Groupchat Story (Session 1)
RomanceYay there's a cover now! This is basically just the BFB characters texting. Some chapters will be in person too. Enjoy I guess... Also swear warning (⚠️ MEANS THE CHAPTER ISNT UPDATED YET)
