BFB Groupchat Story (Session 1)

⚠️Free Food 3⚠️

Foldy: CrAp
Stapy: What happened Foldy?
Foldy: Our plans for getting Pen and Bottle to fuck failed
Stapy: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Fries: You guys are disgusting
Eraser: And I thought Marker's dirt eating was gross
Eraser: I was WAAAAAAY far off
Foldy: You wouldn't know because you never fucked with Pen cuz he rejected u (の ͜ʖの)
Eraser: FOLDY THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY TO AN IRONIC DEGREE!!!
Puffball: Wait, Foldy. How do you know then
Foldy: Uhhhh
Bell: Guys I need you advice on this
Eraser: Okay. Just don't ask Foldy because will turn it into a dirty joke
Bell: Well, I kinda have a crush on someone, but I don't know what to tell them...
Marker: Is it me?
Bell: Sorry no I'm not attracted to abominations
Marker: :(
Puffball: Is it any of us?
Bell: Uh no
Fries: Well who is it?
Bell: Promise not to tell anyone?
Eraser: Yep
Puffball: Yep
Fries: Yep
Marker: Yep
Yellow Face: I SURE DO!!!
Fries: Yellowface you piece of shit you broke the chain
Yellow Face: :(
Bell: Uh, Foldy, Stapy? Do you promise?
Foldy: We promise to tell everyone (の ͜ʖの)
Stapy: (👁͜ʖ👁)
Bell: I'm going to have to private message you guys
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Private chat between Bell, Eraser, Fries, Marker, Puffball and Yellow Face
Yellow Face: WHO IS IT? :) :) :)
Bell: It's Taco
Fries: Taco? I thought you hated her?
Bell: I don't know, something about her makes me feel this fuzzy feeling
Foldy: OOOOOOOOOH getting cozy with Taco huh Bell (¬ ͜ʖ¬)
Bell: WHAT? HOW DID YOU TWO GET IN HERE?!?!
Stapy: Marker invited us in here lol
Bell: MARKER I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Marker: I didn't want people feeling left out :(
Puffball: Foldy I'm still wondering how you know what it's like to have sex if you didn't have it 🤨
Stapy: None of your business!
Puffball: Why did Stapy respond and not Foldy
Stapy: Oh oops
Marker: (¬ ͜ʖ¬)
Puffball: (ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
Fries: (の ͜ʖの)
Eraser: (⩺ ͜ʖ⩹)
Yellow Face: 😏
Stapy: What? We didn't make out with each other?
Bell: Sure you didn't ( ͡⎚ ͜ʖ ͡⎚)
Foldy: Okay fine. Maybe we had a little fun
Marker: I thought your relationship was platonic
Stapy: We lies do you couldn't find out
Fries: I see that worked out well
Bell: Now time to tell everyone
Foldy: NO PLEASE
Puffball: Too late lol
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Private chat between Foldy and Stapy
Foldy: We need to get back on Bell
Stapy: We can put her and Taco on a blind date
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Foldy: Nah that ain't juicy enough
Stapy: Yeah not as juicy as you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Foldy: Okay now is not the time for that Stapy
Stapy: I've got just the plan >:)
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Haha don't you love another cliffhanger
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